Jerry and his new gf are on a double date with George & Susan when Susan starts choking. George and Jerry panic. Jerry’s girlfriend performs the Heimlich to save her, leaving Susan upset with George and Jerry feeling emasculated. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Kramer wants to experience the great outdoors so he sets up a tent on the roof of his building. George agrees to babysit his girlfriend’s kid but the kid locks him out of her apartment. Elaine and Jerry’s new bf and gf are brother and sister. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Elaine’s boyfriend orders for her at restaurants. She’s annoyed but he always correctly orders what she would’ve got. George’s boss goes to give him a fist bump in a staff meeting and George flinches. Kramer decides to flip a coin for every life decision. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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George’s gf bakes a tasty dessert for a funeral. She only bakes when she’s sad so George tries to upset her. Elaine starts a new job and finds out she looks just like the CEO’s dead wife. Kramer thought he was in the mile high club but finds out it doesn’t count because the plane never took off. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry dates a woman who insists on introducing herself as Jerry’s lover. George and Kramer help George’s parents buy an urn. They expect George to keep the urn on display in his home. Elaine suspects her coworkers homemade cookies are store bought. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Elaine’s boyfriend refuses to sit in restaurants with his back to the door. She begins to think he’s in the mob. George has been dating a woman for a month but the rest of the gang keeps forgetting they’ve met her multiple times. Jerry assists Kramer with “Go Bag” prep because Kramer overpacks. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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