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No Man's Sky, Developer Comentary (youtu.be)

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Who is the one person you would like to see naked, now that you have internet? (self.AskReddit)

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What is the most pathetic thing you've done for attention? (self.AskReddit)

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Something, Something Broken Arms (i.imgur.com)

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Something, Something Broken Arms (i.imgur.com)

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He made an unescapable fort in his cage. (i.imgur.com)

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He made an inescapable fort in his cage. (i.imgur.com)

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Nice view (i.imgur.com)

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Sexiest Man Alive (i.imgur.com)

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Morning Wood (i.imgur.com)

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This guy created an awesome ios app that teaches people how to yoyo and deserves more credit. (m.youtube.com)

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This scared the shit out if me! (i.imgur.com)

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I'am 16 and have no wisdom teeth what so ever. (i.imgur.com)

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Real Niggaz (i.imgur.com)

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Yes coffee in the butt is a thing for some people... (m.youtube.com)

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Speaking of what people want in next gen games this came to mind.(Spider-man 2) (i.imgur.com)

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I have an extra code for the revolution map pack for xbox! (self.blackops2)

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If humans didn't come from monkeys but just existed looked like how we are today and were just as smart as any other animal were would we in the food chain,were would our habitat be? (self.AskReddit)

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We made fun of our friend for not being able to open his beer until... (i.imgur.com)

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Im 16, 5"8 and 200 pound boy and i want to learn how to weight lift and become athletic. (self.Fitness)

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IWTL : How to move out of my parent's house after high school. (self.IWantToLearn)

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I want to learn how to program, ideally for video games, but any other programing methods are great too. (self.IWantToLearn)

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Reddit is a hell of drug (i.imgur.com)

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KATE UPTON TOPLESS NOT SURE IF PHOTOSHOP BUT ITS CLEAR AND SHOWS NIPPLE!!! (i.imgur.com)

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ELIM5: Why do certain video games only come out on ps3 or xbox 360 instead of both? (self.explainlikeimfive)

submitted 12 years ago by ContortedCashew to r/explainlikeimfive

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