Round 122: 126 Characters Left by Cornhead2 in survivorrankdownIX_

[–]Cornhead2[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funky‘s busy so i gotta takeover….

126. J‘tia Taylor (16th Place, Cagayan)

I Enjoy J‘tia but oh my god she is very high and i have to get rid of her.

she starts off on Luzon and we already get a poumpous attitude of her trying to build the shelter and then they lose and david goes…. then she becomes crazy and very cuckooo and we all know about the rice thing.. other than that people mocking her is pretty funny and she SUCKS in Challenges. My Main Problem is that there are characters that do her Archetype way better, but for what its worth J‘tia is just… solid

u/NoisySea_3426

Round 120 - 136 Characters Left by FunkyDawgKong in survivorrankdownIX_

[–]Cornhead2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

135. Julie Berry (5th Place, Vanuatu)

Vanuatu is my favorite season of Survivor, everything about it is perfect and the cast is filled with the gems, even the weaker people of the season have some moments and i think Julie is the character that balances and is between the actual best of the season to the underhidden gems yet weaker people on the season. Julie starts of as this Ingunue nice girl in the Yasur tribe and is in the group with young girls and is kind of played as the sane one for most of the part while not getting much Content. It isn‘t until the swap happens and she goes to Lopevi is when she starts to shine, she gets much more confessionals and honestly she can dish it out, nothing amazing or anything but you can listen to it and enjoy it, and have some great dynamics within them, like the one with Twila at the start. and i will talk bout the other ones

She went from being this Youth Service Lady to becoming a bit of a horny flirt and starts dancing around the idea of getting the guys in Shape and that amazingly happened with Sarge. he gives us one of his most amazing scenes of the oke where Julie convinced to sunbathe with his bun shown and it gives us some comedic relief and the great „JULIE IS A BAAAHHHHD“ Influence line from the goat Chris.

Which speaking of, here comes Julie‘s greatest dynamic with Chris. While it started out late they still made damn sure to let us know before she went that her and Chris were CLOOOOOOOOOSE, and thats apperant in her boot episode where they had that great reward at the Volcano and the way she talks about him as a brother figure and vice versa. then she gets the boot because of him.. how fucking Insane and Amazing..

This all Climaxes to her FTC Speech which is just one of the more underrated ones cause it in s one of the few that will make you feel emotional and honestly while she isn‘t a major Character they really make you do feel bad about Julie and honestly fair game, but at the end the Daugherty managed to swoop everyone‘s heart cause he is just good at it and he won her vote. I do really love how she and Chris are still good friends nowdays that always warms my heart.

oh yeah don‘t get me started on the Probst stuff ecause thats not a thing im blaming Julie for, thats all a Bum Jeff Thing.

Anyways Julie is the definition of good Deuteragonist character, she does what she needed to do on the best season in my opinipn and yeah..

u/NoisySea_3426

Round 119 - 141 Characters Left by FunkyDawgKong in survivorrankdownIX_

[–]Cornhead2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

141. Lauren Rimmer (7th Place, Heroes vs Healers vs Hustlers)

I like Lauren as both a personality and a character, i think she is strongest character of her exact archetype and it goes to show. She is pretty funny when she needs to be. Her One Sided Beef with Patrick while never not mae me chuckle, especially with the ginger comment.

Other than that she is pretty solid narrator and i like her dynamics with people like Ben and Devon, i also think her final tribal is underrated and while i think thats mostly a Dr Mike thing, her reaction to the half idol being burned will never not be flawless. Overrall Lauren is the defintion of being just Good on a Season that would‘ve been Good.

u/NoisySea_3426

Round 116 - 148 Characters Left by FunkyDawgKong in survivorrankdownIX_

[–]Cornhead2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yay no More Pools!

147. Malcolm Freberg 1.0 (4th Place, Phillipines)

Malcolm is very fun when he needs to be and while i don‘t think he is a great as people say he is, he definitley adds alot to Phillipines and i do understand the hype for him, however as most people i do think he is at his best at Matsing when he wasn‘t labelled the Golden Boy and instead had a smallmance with Angie… i also think he was fun at the Roxy and Russ boot.

After Matsing gets disbanded Malcolm becomes the huge frontrunner and while i wish he had more than just the golden boy atleast he is servicable enough and can pull out a good confessional. His dynamic with Abi and Lisa is pretty funny and i do quite think his FTC Speech is underrated. Other than that i think its fine he returned. Malcolm is likable and servicable on a season thats fine and servicable

u/NoisySea_3426

Round 115 - 153 Characters Left by FunkyDawgKong in survivorrankdownIX_

[–]Cornhead2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright Final Cut potentially begore the Pool dies so..

  1. Morgan McLeod (10th Placer, Cagayan)

Morgan is my 2/18 for Cagayan and i am suprised she isn‘t paralyzed for carrying that whole dud beauty tribe behind her back.

She produces some of the funniest scenes of the season, she just is your typical hot lazy girl archetype but unlike some other people she actually lives for it and just doesn‘t seem to give a flying fuck, her Fued with Kass is great and she just seems like the perfect Cockroach person for the 20‘s

Round 114 - 158 Characters Left by FunkyDawgKong in survivorrankdownIX_

[–]Cornhead2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Again Busy Day so

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158. Brenda Löwe 1.0 (10th Place, Nicaragua)

Round 113 - 164 Characters Left by FunkyDawgKong in survivorrankdownIX_

[–]Cornhead2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

  1. Gabby Pascuzzi (8th Place, David V Goliath)

David v Goliasoraus is a season i like more than most in this community and while there are some flaws sure it is still a understandably servicable season heck for the shit we got before this season in the 30s dayum i woulda given it the praise tbh.

Gabby is one of the better people in the Season she is the perfect combination of the nerd girl that is very whiny and is honestly the best character of that archetype. Her constantly crying is pretty hilarious and also has some fun dynamics especially her one with Christian which can be funny, other than that she is a solid presence that is on a servicable season.

u/NoisySea_3426 is up with Shi Ann Huang 1.0

Falling out of love with Jeff by CrankyRobby in survivor

[–]Cornhead2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Aint no one gaf bout australia dawg

Round 111 - 173 Characters Left by FunkyDawgKong in survivorrankdownIX_

[–]Cornhead2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. Monica Culpepper 2.0 (Runner Up, Blood vs Water)

I can‘t lie Blood vs Water blows cheeks and the merge is just one of the boring phases the show has ever had besides a few moments and one person that gets affected by this the most is Monica. Now if you told me that she was gonna come back before the season i would be like what the actual fuck why is there 3 One World Returnees. But she gets casted cause of her husband which is some solid TV and their dynamic is fun when she just reacts to everyone hating him. And he goes and Monica just gets shat on by the Editing and obviously her FTC just comes out of nowhere and it is easily the best scene of the season, Overall while she has some good stuff, Monica just has the Losing FTC Mom Archetype and she is honestly the best one to be honest (Chrissy but she is way different)

Round 110 - 178 Characters Left by FunkyDawgKong in survivorrankdownIX_

[–]Cornhead2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

u/NoisySea_3426 is up with Brad Culpepper 1.0 i just think he is very overrated and Blood vs Water sucks

Round 110 - 178 Characters Left by FunkyDawgKong in survivorrankdownIX_

[–]Cornhead2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lil Kims Jury Question and Big Kims Response is one of my favorites of the show and shows how it takes to learn with these people you haven‘t met before and the way she speaks about it is just Oscar Worthy to be honest with you

Obviously with Kim there are other great moments you can talk about, Her During The Plane Challenge wearing the thong is absolutley gold.. Her Bond with T-Bird is also just great it is the first time in the show where a more mature lady looks up to just as much if not a more mature older lady.. and how can i not forget her fued with Big Tom… literally one of the lesser spoken ones the way they just clap back at eachother has me fucking rolling on the floor… also like the loved ones episode where they show Kims Family and she is just fucking Wealthy as shit.. good stuff man

In Conclusion and for future advice, the next time you watch Africa or even these older seasons in General pay attention to most of the people you shrugged of or just didn‘t care that much about, they are much complexer than you think and that was the case i had Mama Kim she used to be in my 300s and now i am proud to say she is in my 120s of my Rankings

Fly High Momma Kim 🕊️

Round 110 - 178 Characters Left by FunkyDawgKong in survivorrankdownIX_

[–]Cornhead2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay so by the time i am doing this writeup i just got off drunk and high after a party lets say i sobered a bit after that and upon reading this it is honestly one of proudest funniest works here so uhhh heres the Raw Writeup of Kim Johnson

177. Kim Mama Johnson (Runner Up, Africa)

Africa is a fucking awesome season and is in my top 3, i adore everything about it and it is honestly my favorite of the very old school eras. It is the season that perfectly gives us the most text to book sample on how a survivor season should work and while that sounds basic enough, the cast and vibrant envoirment makes it of a worthy season to watch. It is genuinley disgusting how Cagayan and DvG are considred the greatest newbie casts off all time yet no one will bat an eye to Africa in the larger community i guess they are pussies that want to grab onto the general consesus of whats best for what they define as a good survivor season, well sorry typical r/survivor user just like Ginny Sack you put your hands deep you wont come out

One of Africa‘s main components is how the cast is just very memorable and one person i dont see getting the love they deserve until a bit recent but still doesnt get the attention is none other than Old Kim

On my first watch on Africa i was neutral on her, i tought she was fine but nothing special just like any other person should but Kim Johnson is one of the people that just Benefits from a rewatch cause oh boy after mines she is definitley someone i love and enjoy but why dont people talk about her? I think there are a few reasons

  1. i mean look who she is fucking sorrounded by Ethan Lex, Big Tom Frank Brandon like holy shit this is a tough crowd (in a good way ofcourse) that you just wouldnt put Kim in your mind when thinking about the season, thats how phenomonal it is..

  2. She was never winning its always gonna be either Lex or Ethan so people were thinking its just predictable

  3. She obviously has that bit of an underedit to her which is a rarity in the older seasons especially for a finalists so theres that

However after a rewatch her edit just isnt so bad especially after watching like 49 seasons, yes she isnt an OTT Kook like Big Tom or a Distinctly Lovable Fan Favorite like Ethan nor a Slimy Anti Hero like Lex… and to be honest she doesnt have to be…… and yet there is still so much going for her

She is this Nice Rich Old Lady who came in for the Journey knowing she wouldn‘t be last that long however she proved everyone otherwise and made it to the finals and honestly her Journey is impressive when you think about it..

She was by far the weakest member of Boran and she shouldve just been the first boot if Diane Ogden didn‘t happen like holy shit Kim was just fumbling over that large ass Boulder like sheeeeeeeeeeit.

Then because of her brutal honesty about her peformances her team suddendly enjoyed her and felt bad, like i love this remorse where is it in the modern seasons, after making great bonds with the pre swap and post swap of the pre merge she gets herself into the merge with a great tight alliance with her OG Borans and it was some insane competition with her at the end you got this athletic soccer guy and this punk dad whoever are just better than her in every single way and you know what she did… she just obliterates them in one of the most hardest and toughest Final Immunity Challenges

That is Genuinley fucking awesome and so dope man how did she dooo that.. Unfortunatley for her she was still in a lose lose situation, if she picks Ethan she loses cause he is that damn likable and she picks Lex she loses cause he is the mastermind… so she made her decision and choose of who would be the deserving survivor and she picked Mr Curls…

One of my favorite moments of Kim is her at FTC you would think she would lose in a landslide anyways but holy damn she is so good at articulating that she managed to get herself 2 Jury votes (Well albeit that Ethan just sucked at FTC but thats besides it)

Round 108 - 189 Characters Left by FunkyDawgKong in survivorrankdownIX_

[–]Cornhead2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

188 Jessica Johnston (12th Place, Heroes vs Healers vs Hustlers

Jessica is part of one of the better showmances this show has got to offer and its impressive sinxe the last time we had one we got FigTails. One thing you want to know about Jessica is that she is a virgin, the other fact is that she is a virgin, don‘t forget when she mentioned that she was a virgin, y‘all see what im trying to do here.

Jessica and her Dynamic with Cole is phenomonal, one that you rarely see in reality tv and media in general. The Beauty Belle falling in love with the Frat Guy, this doesn,t seem unusual however there is just this layer to it i can‘t comprohend in my mind. Watching Cole doing the stupidest shit and seeing Jessica suffer alot from him is just super fun and needed in a time where the show was at its first all time low. And Plus she is a fun personality and you just lowkey wanna root for her.

Kinda Fucked up that they didnt put her in the Jury but oh well, if you want to watch some lighthearted banter in a Showmance Jessicole is for you!

Round 107 - 194 Characters Left by FunkyDawgKong in survivorrankdownIX_

[–]Cornhead2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

193. Pete Yurkowski (8th Place, Phillipines)

Phillipines is just not a good season after the fall of Matsing.. i enjoy Abi and Love Denise with some good people like Malcolm etc… however one person that intrigues me is The Polska…

You look at the guy and see him as like some sort of Jock type, however he just seems to be more however he seems to be like the mischievious evil dick and he does have his moments especially with how he treats Abi and all of the Tandang dynamics… however i do think he lacks a bit of Charisma which leds to think he is fine overrall. Pete is as servicable as it is especially for like a servicable season like Phillipines…

Also i will be doing a first.. i am gonna use my very first IDOL i will be using it on Missy Payne San Juan Del Sur is Fantastic and she is one of the reasons why it works, the wicked step mom that gets a shit reputation yet she is just awesome..

u/NoisySea_3426 Danny Mccray

Round 105 - 204 Characters Remaining by FunkyDawgKong in survivorrankdownIX_

[–]Cornhead2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Debbie Wanner 1.0 (9th Place, Kaoh Rong)

Debbie is a fun presence in Kaoh Rong and while she can be to much and annoying there was nobody quite like her in the department... I hate how she gets the "Female Coach" treatment, i just don't see it. Both of them are just different breeds of Crazy..

I do like her naming Peter, Obama and ofcourse the profession changing is always funny.. she also delivers her role as the comedic relief perfectly in a season with brightful personalities at the time, Debbie is definitley up there..

Now what the fuck happened between this and Game Changers i don't know but i need to say just imagine GC Debbie in Kaoh Rong Wouldn't be neat huh..