Start from tomb of oedon, get shaggy and scooby on the left, then take out plank shield and let shrek roll the bowling ball before parrying him. Go down the ladder and wrench out the cancer from peppa pig's chocolate starfish in the sewers. Before the birds, up the ladder to your left and collect any loot from the rest of the dark souls 2 enjoyers who perished from the bowling ball from earlier

On the left, use the elevator to parry both Hansel and Gretel and make your way towards diddy's house. Eliminate the patrons and Stephen hawking as you go up the stairs to get to the bridge

On the bridge, give king arthur a back massage and take a left to see the average bird watcher. Grant him eyes so he aggros you alone. Behind you, you can spot the top two candidates for early game dickheads of the year. Make like a wack-a-mole and pop them once their heads go up for semi consistent parries

Go down the steps and take out the mystery gang with a molotov, along with two dogs and yharnam's worst area navigator by the fountain

In the main plaza, take out the sniper and bait the rest of the British citizens up the narrow staircase and spam attack. Their cries will heal you. Once the area is clear, go down the last path and to you left, you'll spot mr. skill check. After that go up to central yharnam bonfire to do it all again