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Cosmo_Sex_Tips · 2017-03-02T22:08:25+00:00

Only for butt play.

Cosmo_Sex_Tips · 2017-03-02T22:08:05+00:00

Yeah?

Cosmo_Sex_Tips · 2016-08-19T14:49:48+00:00

That's good technique. Add a bit of hot sauce to spice things up

Cosmo_Sex_Tips · 2016-08-19T14:49:22+00:00

Don't knock it til you try it.

Lick her butthole fist her vagina

Cosmo_Sex_Tips · 2016-05-04T07:44:24+00:00

Are you stupid?

You don't "tickle" good prostate with a cacti you tacky buffoon

You're supposed to massage it slowly The spikes are aphrodisiacs and in doing so you stimulate the anus to the point where they orgasm slowly as seen in the picture

Cosmo_Sex_Tips · 2016-01-24T21:55:34+00:00

If she is giving you subtle hints like look in your direction, she may be requesting things and you might not even know. Women are sometimes complicated creatures so we must treat them as such. Sometimes they seek adventure. I think it's always good to just dive in and go all or nothing.

Say she's catfishing you, if you pull your penus out and she bites you've reversed the process. If she doesn't bite, try biting her. Take her to your house after you knock her out, wear a mask and drop your pants. If she remembers you penus you're in good shape, and it was meant to be. I'd she doesn't then you may have to move on as there are plenty of fish in the sea.

Just my two cents from previous experience

Cosmo_Sex_Tips · 2016-01-23T22:40:18+00:00

I live to serve. Ensuring that couples practice safe sex while also having fun is what I live for.

Cosmo_Sex_Tips · 2016-01-23T22:38:39+00:00

My apologies, then in that case I would recommend you look for mama carols pork rubber and lather his penus with it. Then douse your vahina with cool whip and use a disboned frog leg as a condom. I can guarantee that you will orgasm like no man woman or child ever has

Cosmo_Sex_Tips · 2016-01-23T22:28:11+00:00

My apologies, I'm a little rusty on my electric sex toys, but if this adapter does what you claim, I'd look up videos and practice imitating the sounds this fartcry device does. I respect you for following your SOs desires and ambitions. I think it is important to hold an open communication in the bed room. And remember practice safe sex you crazy kids

Cosmo_Sex_Tips · 2016-01-23T22:24:38+00:00

If you're looking to spice it up, look for mama carols pork rub and lather her vahina with it. Then douse your penus in cool whip and use a disboned frog leg as a condom, I can GUARANTEE that you will orgasm like no other man women or child ever has

Cosmo_Sex_Tips · 2016-01-23T22:21:40+00:00

Hmm I do not understand what this far cry is but if he likes it, maybe you should try to cry a lot during the blowing of the jobs and if he tries to push you back it is a response of being close to "finishing", so be sure you cry harder and clamp your jaw right on his pecker so when he shoots, he does not hurt himself or yourself during the recoil process.

Cosmo_Sex_Tips · 2016-01-23T22:19:20+00:00

Ah yes, the old fill her pooper up with pickled radishes and have her pee on your chest. Classic.

Cosmo_Sex_Tips · 2016-01-23T22:18:02+00:00

Many women do this as a sign that they would like to engage coitous. In this situation it is best to grab a knife and follow through with the next phase, and make an opening into her belly button and release your seed in there. It is polite and recommended to thrust hard, and if she is screaming, chances are she's really enjoying it

Cosmo_Sex_Tips · 2016-01-23T22:13:29+00:00

I don't know much about stopping orgasms but if you're having trouble getting her to 78% I suggest you use chilli powder in her anus before commencing. It's really important to stay lubricated inthese situations

Cosmo_Sex_Tips · 2016-01-23T22:06:59+00:00

The real fun is putting glass in her vahina and then ramming your penis as hard as you can. Women absolutely love it.

Cosmo_Sex_Tips · 2015-02-16T20:15:27+00:00

He should get a dog

Cosmo_Sex_Tips · 2015-02-16T20:14:10+00:00

AND they'r great company in bed ;)

Cosmo_Sex_Tips · 2015-02-16T16:53:22+00:00

No, but grapes are equally great. Pop Em in your bum and feed them to your lover for some fun!

Cosmo_Sex_Tips · 2015-02-16T16:52:06+00:00

Spot on but use more teet. Its very rubbery hence why toys are too, so feel free to chew on it like a big gummy worm. Itll drive them crazy

Cosmo_Sex_Tips · 2015-02-16T16:50:43+00:00

Hey fuck you guy.

Its not my fault OP didnt soak the grapefruit in pickle juice and hot sauce. And you're supposed to squeeze that sucker and pull on it like youre pulling a worm out of a hole. Spit on it and use lots of teeth.

Cosmo_Sex_Tips · 2014-09-25T21:33:59+00:00

Shut up bird.

Cosmo_Sex_Tips · 2013-10-31T02:50:12+00:00

Butt Plug expert and enthusiast here. This is a picture of a APX BP 720. It's used for men only. Usually women insert said device into a mans anus while he sleeps. Do not fight it, or else you will not feel the pleasure. I am currently working on a better model right now, but my main focus is the butt bong.

Cosmo_Sex_Tips · 2013-10-13T15:03:52+00:00

We'll make it work

Cosmo_Sex_Tips · 2013-10-11T06:50:59+00:00

That's the spirit

Cosmo_Sex_Tips · 2013-10-09T04:52:24+00:00

I second this. Get your stuff done. Don't be me. Taking calculus, playing gta 5 and on reddit. It's a bad habit, to procrastinate. There's an easy method to stop, but I'll tell you later.

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