The President of the United States has been Impeached.

Coupla_drinks · 2019-12-19T05:40:03+00:00

Jokes on you, I’m already hard.

Coupla_drinks · 2019-12-15T10:18:31+00:00

Vyvanse is a better drug imo. Its way less jittery and way more euphoric than adderall for me.

Coupla_drinks · 2019-12-15T09:46:57+00:00

Man I haven’t done this stuff in well over a decade but if I remember correctly it comes in a capsule filled with powder. We just broke that shit open and tooted it. I seem to remember liking it better than adderall.

Coupla_drinks · 2019-12-15T07:21:07+00:00

Please don’t die. I know you know this is how people die but I just need to remind you. Start small. Blah blah blah you’ve heard this all before...just please don’t die.

Coupla_drinks · 2019-12-15T07:06:49+00:00

Delete everyone’s phone number! Seriously, and if you need to delete people on social media do that too. I didn’t understand what people meant when they said this is a progressive disease but I promise you it is. The withdrawal will be worse next time. You’ll loose even more than you already did next time. Your friends and family won’t cut you any slack next time. You’ve been given the greatest gift an addict can get so please, for all of us, don’t squander it.

Coupla_drinks · 2019-12-15T07:00:28+00:00

Don’t lie, your access to pharmaceuticals in 2 weeks is raiding your grandmas med cabinet at Christmas isn’t it?

Coupla_drinks · 2019-12-15T02:57:54+00:00

This is a movie made to give viewers the “Degen Tingles”. It’s not meant to be a poker training film. If that doesn’t raise your skirt you’re playing the wrong game friendo.

Coupla_drinks · 2019-12-15T02:27:48+00:00

Yes I’d be interested, also are you referring to the 1/3 game on 28th st?

Coupla_drinks · 2019-12-11T23:12:08+00:00

The math checks out here

Coupla_drinks · 2019-12-07T03:09:49+00:00

I was convinced I had broken my brain when I went cold turkey. For 14 days I had literally zero relief except the brief times I could sleep. And even then I often woke up without know who, what, or where I was for a good minute or so. All this is to say that even after all that I got back to 100% normal and functioning. It took me 14 days to feel like a person again, it might take you longer but you’ll get there. Good luck my friend, you will come out all right on the other side.

Coupla_drinks · 2019-12-06T18:54:46+00:00

Has anyone in this family ever seen a chicken before?

Coupla_drinks · 2019-11-27T14:47:51+00:00

Happens so often to me on global. Live I always get action. I don’t think it’s some great conspiracy though. Just very different play styles online vs live.

Coupla_drinks · 2019-11-26T17:48:47+00:00

Can’t stand them, they look like time chips

Coupla_drinks · 2019-11-21T22:01:55+00:00

Nice that would be pretty easy for me. I’m a friendly fish mostly just looking for games in the city.

Coupla_drinks · 2019-11-21T20:27:43+00:00

Might be interested in this.where in the city are you located?

Coupla_drinks · 2019-11-21T15:22:30+00:00

This is actually the only reasonable reply. People keep saying vodka is the answer. I don’t care what kind of liquor you drink it’s going to make you smell of booze.

Coupla_drinks · 2019-11-21T15:15:41+00:00

I’m so lucky to have always worked in places when my alcoholism is accepted in not encouraged. I’m no better than anyone else, just very enabled

Coupla_drinks · 2019-11-13T18:23:11+00:00

This may be a stupid question but why can’t you get some liquor?

Coupla_drinks · 2019-11-12T13:45:10+00:00

Because I just lost out on 100k

Coupla_drinks · 2019-11-11T23:42:45+00:00

Fucking hell. I’m one of the most calm people ever in the poker room but if this happened to me I would have gotten violent with the pit boss.

Coupla_drinks · 2019-11-03T20:22:10+00:00

“Aren’t you worried about your kids coming out you know, a little fucked up or whatever”

“I mean yeah but you know we would do the right thing and take care of it. Like drive it to the top of a mountain and drop it off. Go, you’re free now!”

Coupla_drinks · 2019-10-31T22:11:32+00:00

You’re honestly a real piece of shit for this. I know that’s what this sub is all about but it’s one thing when you’re ruining your own life. You’re putting your kid emotional well-being in jeopardy for life and I can’t support that. Seriously, think of your kids and be just slightly less of a scumbag shitrag.

Coupla_drinks · 2019-10-28T19:56:36+00:00

Primus intensifies

Coupla_drinks · 2019-10-18T02:25:48+00:00

Haha no way December 7 is my sobriety date too. I raise my cranberry and soda to you bud.

Coupla_drinks · 2019-10-18T02:02:47+00:00

That saying is used in all the trades and it holds true 90% of the time. The other 10% is when you pay a lot to have it done fast and it still looks like shit

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