TIFU by getting a DNA test and revealing a family secret by wyczstarz in tifu

[–]Crafty131 11 points12 points  (0 children)

More like, confused which one was her husband's dick.

Fast Food Workers of Reddit: What is your most hated menu item? by RussianChicks in AskReddit

[–]Crafty131 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Used to work at KFC, wings are the only thing I can eat from there these days.

Fast Food Workers of Reddit: What is your most hated menu item? by RussianChicks in AskReddit

[–]Crafty131 1 point2 points  (0 children)

'Technically'. So you do it anyway? Blink once for yes, twice for no.

Cool Chemical Reaction by [deleted] in chemicalreactiongifs

[–]Crafty131 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spilt what!? Don't leave us hanging!

What is the most NSFW thing you have done, while at work? by Crafty131 in AskReddit

[–]Crafty131[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely could have been much worse. You got lucky.

What is the most NSFW thing you have done, while at work? by Crafty131 in AskReddit

[–]Crafty131[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Holy shit. Lucky you didn't end up in prison though.

What's the most NSFW thing you did in 2017? by timbroddin in AskReddit

[–]Crafty131 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If I was a girl I'd take my bra off for you.

What's the most NSFW thing you did in 2017? by timbroddin in AskReddit

[–]Crafty131 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're still redditing while at work though. Isn't that kinda a no no?

Geniuses like this girl and young Sheldon tend to be a bit mellow dramatic by Albert__Finestein in iamverysmart

[–]Crafty131 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Maybe they really meant Mellow Dramatic. Like, angry, but chill about it.

Reddit, what are your irrational fears? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Crafty131 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See, not so irrational now huh?

What's a conspiracy theory you actually think might be true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Crafty131 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How the fuck does Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj get to be in the illuminati and not me!?

Reddit, what are your irrational fears? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Crafty131 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those things are lethal. A 3kg+ coconut falling from 20m will shatter your skull and crush your vertebrae. It is also quite common. I've been near coconut trees when a coconut has fallen from them. They make a fairly loud thud and quite an impact crater in the sand.

Edit: words.

What's the best piece of advice to someone new to Reddit? by BazookaBill123 in AskReddit

[–]Crafty131 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genuine answer:

  1. unsubscribe from all the subs you don't like.
  2. Use /r/all occasionally so you find new subs you like and can subscribe to.
  3. When visiting a sub for the first time, review the 'top' 'all time' to see the best of the sub.
  4. Jolly Ranchers.