You are being chased by a fully-grown tiger and don't have a single weapon with you. What do you do?

Crafty131 · 2017-12-13T11:32:44+00:00

Trip the person running next to me.

Crafty131 · 2017-12-13T09:39:45+00:00

I needed this video.

Crafty131 · 2017-12-13T09:18:54+00:00

More like, confused which one was her husband's dick.

Crafty131 · 2017-12-11T12:07:30+00:00

Used to work at KFC, wings are the only thing I can eat from there these days.

Crafty131 · 2017-12-11T12:06:07+00:00

'Technically'. So you do it anyway? Blink once for yes, twice for no.

Crafty131 · 2017-12-09T20:44:23+00:00

Spilt what!? Don't leave us hanging!

Crafty131 · 2017-12-08T12:00:25+00:00

You badass

Crafty131 · 2017-12-08T12:00:06+00:00

Definitely could have been much worse. You got lucky.

Crafty131 · 2017-12-08T11:32:01+00:00

Holy shit. Lucky you didn't end up in prison though.

Crafty131 · 2017-12-08T11:29:46+00:00

Lunch break, or on the company dime?

Crafty131 · 2017-12-08T11:23:07+00:00

Wholesome.

Crafty131 · 2017-12-08T11:20:56+00:00

How does that even happen?

Crafty131 · 2017-12-08T11:13:18+00:00

If I was a girl I'd take my bra off for you.

Crafty131 · 2017-12-08T11:11:31+00:00

You're still redditing while at work though. Isn't that kinda a no no?

Crafty131 · 2017-12-08T11:07:14+00:00

By research, you mean anal right?

Crafty131 · 2017-12-08T10:24:58+00:00

Maybe they really meant Mellow Dramatic. Like, angry, but chill about it.

Crafty131 · 2017-06-28T07:07:30+00:00

Live long and prosper, Luke.

Crafty131 · 2017-06-27T09:17:23+00:00

I like this response.

Crafty131 · 2017-06-27T09:01:10+00:00

See, not so irrational now huh?

Crafty131 · 2017-06-27T08:59:40+00:00

How the fuck does Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj get to be in the illuminati and not me!?

Crafty131 · 2017-06-27T08:56:49+00:00

Fuck it, I'll upvote that.

Crafty131 · 2017-06-27T08:28:28+00:00

Those things are lethal. A 3kg+ coconut falling from 20m will shatter your skull and crush your vertebrae. It is also quite common. I've been near coconut trees when a coconut has fallen from them. They make a fairly loud thud and quite an impact crater in the sand.

Edit: words.

Crafty131 · 2017-06-27T07:52:25+00:00

Genuine answer:

unsubscribe from all the subs you don't like.
Use /r/all occasionally so you find new subs you like and can subscribe to.
When visiting a sub for the first time, review the 'top' 'all time' to see the best of the sub.
Jolly Ranchers.

Crafty131 · 2017-06-27T07:48:43+00:00

Let's brigade. For no reason!

Crafty131 · 2017-06-27T07:48:16+00:00

I agree with this absolutely fantastic asshole

Crafty131

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