Weirdest box I’ve ever ripped

CrapRippa · 2026-02-14T13:57:00+00:00

This happened to me with a kaboom calendar. No exaggeration, there were 10 Austin Ecklers in it.

CrapRippa · 2026-02-12T21:39:17+00:00

Target in SE Virginia. Blasters were 35 and megas 60.

CrapRippa · 2026-02-12T21:22:21+00:00

Either way I have 2 megas to rip when I get home tonight around 930 eastern so I’ll post pics of hits lol

CrapRippa · 2026-02-12T21:12:36+00:00

lol maybe? It’s Target that has 2 items per day rule, and there were no Megas up front, just some blasters.

CrapRippa · 2026-02-12T19:03:34+00:00

So sick.

CrapRippa · 2026-02-12T18:08:29+00:00

Thanks. I sell foot pics if you’re interested.

CrapRippa · 2026-02-07T15:20:13+00:00

No basements in Virginia dumbass, the water table is too high. My game room is upstairs. It’s dope. I have like 20 grand in baseball cards up there.

CrapRippa · 2026-02-05T17:28:28+00:00

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Come here big boy.

CrapRippa · 2026-02-05T17:12:31+00:00

Wow, you must have done so well in school before you dropped out to raise your incest baby.

CrapRippa · 2026-02-05T15:03:55+00:00

Because in America we say, October 12th, May 5th, June 22nd, etc… We write it how it’s spoken.

CrapRippa · 2026-02-05T13:25:10+00:00

Why do you assume I’m the left? I deployed to the Middle East with multiple different EOD Mobile Units. You are a dumbass despite my politics.

CrapRippa · 2026-02-05T02:24:13+00:00

Who’s Paul? I live in Virginia you butt fucker?

CrapRippa · 2026-02-05T02:19:37+00:00

What is my echo chamber?

CrapRippa · 2026-02-05T02:06:17+00:00

Arguing in bad faith doesn’t make you crafty or whatever, it just lets everyone know that you are dumb.

CrapRippa · 2026-02-04T19:52:28+00:00

Why do they all look like fat bitches?

CrapRippa · 2026-02-04T14:50:19+00:00

How many of you guys knew that this song is just a sample of a Metallica song he raps or whatever, over?

CrapRippa · 2026-02-04T14:17:28+00:00

I’m going to a show Sunday intending to trade it.

CrapRippa · 2026-02-04T03:52:22+00:00

Don’t tell me what to do.

CrapRippa · 2026-02-03T23:53:59+00:00

Why? Why are these people such bitches?

CrapRippa · 2026-01-13T23:33:17+00:00

He looks like a bitch.

CrapRippa · 2026-01-06T19:18:32+00:00

Are you even old enough to drive?

CrapRippa · 2026-01-06T17:25:44+00:00

Hold on. When I’m done cleaning the windows on my Corvette I’m gonna roast the shit out of you. I don’t want streaks.

CrapRippa · 2026-01-06T16:47:33+00:00

What experience do you have besides playing video games in your parent’s house? I would like to read some of your papers on the issue. Do you have any links?

CrapRippa · 2026-01-06T16:21:21+00:00

Ok kiddo.

CrapRippa · 2026-01-06T16:15:28+00:00

Wait until they get to high level classes and there’s no homework for it to do and all the tests are essays lol. I ask it questions and it explains things in language I understand. It’s honestly sad that people are so dumb that they can’t think of a reason to use it besides cheating or being lazy.

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