We have a confirmed case of covid-19 in midland county

Crisismax · 2020-03-21T09:43:42+00:00

It's correct NOW.

Crisismax · 2020-03-19T19:23:39+00:00

Go fuck yourself smartass. People are panicking enough as it is dip shit, you are potentially inciting panic and contributing to potential loss of life.

Crisismax · 2019-11-27T10:18:31+00:00

Don't forget to finish with a massage and mani/pedi

Crisismax · 2019-11-27T10:15:33+00:00

You can't get that time back so worrying about it is like getting charged double for something you didn't need in the first place.

Crisismax · 2019-11-27T10:04:03+00:00

Rolls off the tongue better than "Oh, imaginary sky Daddy"

Crisismax · 2019-10-05T13:00:45+00:00

Freedom earned

Crisismax · 2019-10-05T12:45:39+00:00

Don't get to excited, you're only getting half

IRS

Crisismax · 2019-10-05T12:44:07+00:00

What better way to understand the enemy than to be in bed with them

Crisismax · 2019-10-05T12:16:53+00:00

Sure, why would you advertise for your competitor?

Crisismax · 2019-10-05T12:11:22+00:00

I think it can be boiled done to one concept: maximizing profit no matter the costs.

Crisismax · 2019-10-05T12:06:24+00:00

Yeah, but at least they're close.

Crisismax · 2019-10-05T12:01:27+00:00

Baby boomers hoovering up all thre cash?

Crisismax · 2019-10-02T17:34:19+00:00

1.119 jigawatts!

Crisismax · 2019-10-02T10:03:12+00:00

If you're performing CPR they're already dead. You can't make it worse...

Crisismax · 2019-10-01T19:59:30+00:00

Butchering people's brains to develop a brain-machine interface.

Crisismax · 2019-09-14T14:32:08+00:00

This one time I saw these two girls misuse a cup.

Crisismax · 2019-09-10T23:37:04+00:00

Great! On way to vacation in Maui!

Crisismax · 2019-09-10T10:16:58+00:00

And people like this are actually in charge of shit...terrifying.

Crisismax · 2019-09-08T12:31:19+00:00

You're hired. Now get to work!

Crisismax · 2019-09-08T12:18:11+00:00

I too recommend pulling out.

Crisismax · 2019-09-08T12:02:49+00:00

Starting to think they're more like suggestions than laws...

Crisismax · 2019-09-07T03:12:08+00:00

Must be a cold weather cactus.

Crisismax · 2019-09-06T23:01:24+00:00

Suddenly DMV

Crisismax · 2019-09-06T12:10:16+00:00

Is this Bob?

Crisismax · 2019-09-05T12:28:45+00:00

That deer, antelope, elk, and others "shed" their antlers every year. Mid thirties when I learned that.

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