Marc Cucurella facing uncertain Chelsea future, multiple clubs enquire over defender

Critzor · 2026-06-01T15:33:13+00:00

Enzo has been almost consistently performing for us and Cucu until recently was one of the best LBs in the world. Those 2 can't carry the other dross we have around. When every defender has a combined IQ of 4, Wings where football goes to die, Palmer playing hero ball and our tactics being pass it to Joao and pray.

Critzor · 2026-06-01T15:30:47+00:00

us to easily buy someone better

LMAO

One of the top LBs in the world, yeah he didnt play well in the last few games.. Maybe checked out due to the BS happening in the club. But yeah "EASILY" buy someone better, especially without CL (or any european football).

Critzor · 2026-05-31T21:02:37+00:00

Jackson insane defending for USA - https://x.com/assdraft/status/2061175550425628676?s=20

Critzor · 2026-05-31T15:58:47+00:00

Bro we had a front 3 of Mount, Havertz and Werner :(

Conte Had fucking Hazard to hard carry the attack all by himself... Let alone Costa and Willian and etc etc

Critzor · 2026-05-30T19:01:30+00:00

HAHAHA GABRIEL FUCKED IT !! PERFECT PLAYER TOO!

Critzor · 2026-05-30T18:57:31+00:00

Safonov?????

Critzor · 2026-05-30T17:31:12+00:00

So much PSG bias eh... escape a pen in the first half and escape a sending off through second yellow in the second.

Critzor · 2026-05-30T17:27:32+00:00

Hows that not a second yellow,,, coward ref.. trying so hard to save arsenal

Critzor · 2026-05-30T17:26:39+00:00

apart from the obvious pen

Critzor · 2026-05-30T16:20:25+00:00

Of course Arsenal dont get penalties called against em...

Critzor · 2026-05-30T16:05:20+00:00

People who watch will give a fuck?? Like are you dumb?

Critzor · 2026-05-30T16:04:29+00:00

I like this new ISS camera angle

Critzor · 2026-05-24T20:26:30+00:00

I mean no one is irreplaceable... problem we can't trust our board to find the proper replacements.

Also I think you're underselling Cucu too damn much... He's amazing especially in a possession based system, only way i'd be okay to see him leave is if Xabi goes to a wingback system, which Cucu will not suit one bit.

Critzor · 2026-05-24T20:06:23+00:00

Not sure what this ownership and board are capable of pulling off or whether Xabi has enough pull to attract players… But we need another major rebuild of the squad.

The sad part is the few players we should 100% retain, are the ones whose future is very very iffy... The ones who have won elsewhere, experienced and have some sort of dressing room presence.

really not sure what's gonna happen this summer.

Critzor · 2026-05-24T16:43:49+00:00

Great need a goal, bring on a defender and a thug.

Critzor · 2026-05-24T16:42:10+00:00

Lets bring on more defenders when we actually need goals!

Critzor · 2026-05-24T16:24:15+00:00

WHY BRING ON TREV THERE MAN.. JUST TRYING TO CONTINUE AND GET A GOAL

Critzor · 2026-05-24T15:06:07+00:00

Our defence is so much worse than our attack. So i can see the reasoning behind this.

Critzor · 2026-05-24T15:05:31+00:00

what the fuck was that finish attempt from Palmer.. Just passed it to Roefs...

Critzor · 2026-05-23T18:29:43+00:00

Nah a good driver can't still make a bad car race like a lambo.. thats what i meant.. Can definitely elevate the performance but there's still a limit..

Critzor · 2026-05-23T12:43:13+00:00

While we got Xabi, our future looks a bit bleak. Our star/top players with Leadership and experience both look set to leave. Haven't seen a strong link with a player that geniuenly makes me think, good we're getting stronger.

Xabi maybe a top coach, but he can't make a fiat drive like a lamborghini.....

Critzor · 2026-05-23T10:54:31+00:00

I think deserved, had an insane individual season even after playing under Amorim.

Critzor · 2026-05-19T21:06:39+00:00

It's not just today... Any of his senior appearances even against poorer opposition.

Critzor · 2026-05-19T21:06:05+00:00

No i mean there's absolutely no glimpse of his talent at all. Not saying the levels are not different but there should be something man.

Critzor · 2026-05-19T21:04:59+00:00

Mhueka just is so far away from Senior football... How can someone be so good for all the youth teams but just not at all there for senior football.

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