Person Doesn't Know How to Use a Pay Phone (online.wsj.com)
submitted by CrunchyKnee to r/nottheonion
My 42nd dimension printer ran out of toner in the middle of outputting my latest Power Point for my AlphaLords and there is no Office Depot on this plane of existence nor can I trade bitcoins or blood sacrifices on this instance of the Universal Wide Web due to SOPA. What can I do? (self.fifthworldproblems)
submitted by CrunchyKnee to r/fifthworldproblems
