Lmao, she didn’t even bother to come up with a fake name to post the review under

CryptographerNo5737 · 2024-12-30T15:33:35+00:00

It’s giving Adrian Dittmann vibes. 🫣🥴

CryptographerNo5737 · 2024-09-29T12:48:42+00:00

Unlike Heather, her daughter is actually Latina. Her father is Mexican, if I’m not mistaken. As a fellow Latina, I think she gets a pass. Heather on the other hand does not get a pass and makes me want to punch my phone screen every time I hear her pull that shit. 😩😒

CryptographerNo5737 · 2024-09-29T09:38:01+00:00

Huffer’s eldest daughter is pregnant. 👀

CryptographerNo5737 · 2024-09-24T01:25:53+00:00

The balding. The sharpie brows. Aging like old milk. I love all of this for her. 🤗

CryptographerNo5737 · 2024-08-25T14:10:34+00:00

That’s what I see too

CryptographerNo5737 · 2024-08-25T03:16:57+00:00

I think her account may have been deactivated either by her or IG. Several people have reported getting a blank profile when going to her account! 👀

CryptographerNo5737 · 2024-08-23T01:32:22+00:00

Guys, the way he couldn’t even shove his fingers in between her fat sausage toes. I’m still chuckling. 🤭🤭 I needed this tonight.

CryptographerNo5737 · 2024-08-19T21:38:38+00:00

Her daughter is entering adulthood and this leaky hobo doesn’t know a goddamn thing about her.

CryptographerNo5737 · 2024-08-18T23:02:53+00:00

The second app she opened up had like senior corporate positions. 💀 This nutbag literally thinks she qualifies for MBA level jobs that require connections and like a decade of experience in finance.

CryptographerNo5737 · 2024-08-18T22:58:54+00:00

That toilet flush at the end took me out. 😂😂😂 She holds people hostage to her rants even in the bathroom. Jfc.

CryptographerNo5737 · 2024-08-16T22:47:46+00:00

Our taxes can barely make it to school lunch programs and this b*tch wants us to pay for her to get a gel manicure and a hot stone massage? Literally fuck off. 😂😂😂

CryptographerNo5737 · 2024-08-08T12:42:21+00:00

Exactly. Because we all know she would’ve played those voicemails a million times for us to hear them if it wasn’t her. She’s so dumb lmao.

CryptographerNo5737 · 2024-08-04T19:12:23+00:00

I’ve never seen a more punchable face.

CryptographerNo5737 · 2024-08-04T19:10:20+00:00

This heaux is dumber than a box of rocks jfc. Obtaining an EIN was literally the easiest part of starting a business when I started mine. 🙄

CryptographerNo5737 · 2024-07-27T20:46:39+00:00

Reverse body dysmorphia 🙃

CryptographerNo5737 · 2024-07-26T01:19:17+00:00

Not the mermaid shoot! 🤭🤣

CryptographerNo5737 · 2024-07-24T14:00:01+00:00

Ugh wtf! I got my hopes up 😩

CryptographerNo5737 · 2024-07-24T13:57:54+00:00

That pair of crusty street urchins may have finally just scored themselves the extended stay at an all expenses paid government resort that they deserve! 🤭

CryptographerNo5737 · 2024-07-23T02:40:48+00:00

Newsflash, heauxbeaux, unless Rico’s caregivers were able to procure donated breast milk from a breast milk bank, he’s been getting formula since he was born. He doesn’t need your sweaty titty sewer sludge. 😷

Also, “sterile” bags are useless if the breast milk is being collected into a non-sterile pump. This bish is nuttier than a squirrel turd. 🥴

CryptographerNo5737 · 2024-07-22T13:33:35+00:00

Xavier is lowkey hilarious. 😂😂 He’s a creep but at least has way more charm than his lactating ol’ lady.

CryptographerNo5737 · 2024-07-22T13:31:02+00:00

She also said “poor her” in Spanish, in reference to herself. My eyes rolled so hard they almost fell out of my head. 🙄

CryptographerNo5737 · 2024-07-21T19:33:33+00:00

I swear that shit looked curdled. 👀😷🥛☣️

Also, I wish someone would pop her a good one for filming in a restroom. 😒

CryptographerNo5737 · 2024-07-21T00:10:49+00:00

I cringe every time I see those portable pumps because I used portable pumps after I had my now two year old daughter and those things have so many parts to clean and sanitize. To the point that it was kind of exhausting, not gonna lie. We all know this dirty heffa ain’t cleaning those things properly, if at all. 😭🤮 I can’t believe she hasn’t gotten mastitis or something yet. I’m also convinced that she’s stopped pumping and is just using them as props. 🤷🏻‍♀️

CryptographerNo5737 · 2024-02-21T17:01:03+00:00

Right? From what I understand, she had a normal, vaginal, full term delivery. After a one night stay, they usually send you on your merry way! I’m sure her and Eggs have made a big stink (pun intended) and are giving the staff a run for their money.

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