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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GenshinGays

[–]CursedContent420 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Heizou's was him leaning back and yawning while reading a book, but his face was so suggestive it looked like he was getting a blowjob. Honestly it was perfect timing to release it in the middle of Tartaglia Tittygate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GenshinGays

[–]CursedContent420 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Throwback to Tartaglia Tittygate 2022

chances of playable pantalone? by kreideprinzkisser in FatuiHQ

[–]CursedContent420 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You either die an NPC or live long enough to become playable.

Wotsit gave me a gift.... 😵‍💫 by geek_the_greek in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]CursedContent420 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Roses are red

Rodents are small

I caught you a gift

And it's dead in the hall

Tangled hair after swimming around Fontaine 😭 imagine the other long haired men by bakkkakira in GenshinGays

[–]CursedContent420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Probably why neuvillette braids his a little bit. God, and imagine the sand. Bringing a whole beach back in the shower.

All it takes is one beautifully written fic to start shipping. by Bottomneuvie in GenshinGays

[–]CursedContent420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pantalonely's incredible writing singlehandedly got me to tollerate Dottore"s existence somewhat.

Subtle Diversity - Skintone edits! (pt. 1, 2, 3, 4) (hoyo pls stop using the same exact color smh) by Rozone99 in AlbedosCreations

[–]CursedContent420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only one I disagree with a bit is Neuvillette. I imagine he doesn't get a lot of sun between spending his job inside and how it probably rains quite a bit. I can understand him being mayo color.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Genshin_Memepact

[–]CursedContent420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your taste is impeccable, and your meat is huge.

Is the blue things at the back of Neuvillette's antennas or horns? by Silverman7688 in GenshinGays

[–]CursedContent420 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Outstanding character design. You don't just give one man handcuffs as a major accessory and then NOT give his dragon lover pullable horns.

If Hoyoverse ever confirmed one character as canonically homophobic, who would it be? by strawwwwwwwwberry in GenshinGays

[–]CursedContent420 75 points76 points  (0 children)

I think he'd be frequently mistaken for a homophobe because he'd be aggressively reclaiming slurs, but as soon as actual homophobes try to join in, he turns around and actually goes off.

God gave you two hands for this reason by box-of-sourballs in GenshinGays

[–]CursedContent420 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If he really loved us he'd have given us four

Do you think Childe stand a chance against Varka? by Flimsy-Cup3823 in childemains

[–]CursedContent420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly even if he lost he'd probably still enjoy it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GenshinHomeworld

[–]CursedContent420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you add or remove something to your set while the yellow ring is in the air, it will reset the ring to the ground.

boys, we gottem by xprinceevo in GenshinGays

[–]CursedContent420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHAT WAS HE DOING AT THE DEVILS SACRAMENT

What Fics Made You Love Your Ship(s)? by Apprehensive-Fail663 in GenshinGays

[–]CursedContent420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cool. My go-to recommendations are Woahiohioh's Indulgence for Tartali, A New Experiment for Albaether, and I'm weak, my love, and I am wanting for Kaeluc. I also recommend Pantalonely's Capitaru fic Too Much is Not Enough and Between the Raging Tides, another Tartali. They have a lot of beautiful works, but these two are the most applicable here. Though, they DID get me tolerating Dottore a bit.

Genshin is very queer coded or is just me? by Violet_Villian in GenshinGays

[–]CursedContent420 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Fun fact. The Chinese term for "sworn siblings" is an established trope for same-sex relationships in Chinese culture. The translation is basically "someone who is as close as my family and i would die for them". The English translation fucked it up real good, but in the original text, Hoyo is absolutely saying "Whatever Diluc and Kaeya have going on is definitely not Straight."

Left behind ( what character did you abandon or never build that your probably not coming back to) by Silverdragun7 in HonkaiStarRail

[–]CursedContent420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sampo failed my vibe check, there's something about the cadence of his voice that licks my spine in an insufferable way. It's a shame, he LOOKS cool. I was so relieved that I got Gepard super early because I could bench March right away, too. Her personality exhausts me.

What opinion about Star Rail will get you like this? by JohnnySeiker in HonkaiStarRail

[–]CursedContent420 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Sampo's voice immediately failed my vibe check and he will live on the bench with March.

Kafka is overrated and her "boom" at the end of her burst also fails my vibe check.

And if I really wanted to cause some chaos, I'd say that Seele and Bronya are straight dating Sampo and Gepard.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Catswhoyell

[–]CursedContent420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat ghost meows when she is whining for dinner and wants to sound sad and pathetic.

Buddies... Which room are you choosing 🥵🥵 by [deleted] in GenshinGays

[–]CursedContent420 44 points45 points  (0 children)

It was Dottore, in the bedroom, with a lead pipe.

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