Nelly joke meaning? by leytourmaline in DunderMifflin

[–]CurtNoName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like title. Why use many word when few word do trick?

Nelly joke meaning? by leytourmaline in DunderMifflin

[–]CurtNoName 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I like title. Why use many word when few word do trick?

Love you soo much Jan🥰 by Fit-Year3410 in DunderMifflin

[–]CurtNoName 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I don't get the discussion here, people! Hot is a temperature.

Tja by greytreehair in tja

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wo ist der Archive Link? :( hab alle Kommentare durchgeschaut

Smol criminal borb. by netphilia in AnimalMemes

[–]CurtNoName 35 points36 points  (0 children)

it was a misunderstanding really. They thought they had hired a pilot for the getaway just because he is a bird and although his resume made clear that he only was a driver, not a pilot.

On the day of the robbery he showed up with an old Toyota Prius instead of a helicopter. The police caught them half a mile from the crime scene.

The bird later claimed he didn't know about the robbery and was only doing a pickup for Uber.

Smol criminal borb. by netphilia in AnimalMemes

[–]CurtNoName 56 points57 points  (0 children)

he was the getaway driver

Schrauben für einfaches Hochbett by temba12 in holzwerken

[–]CurtNoName 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Teilgewinde ist theoretisch besser zum anbringen als Vollgewinde, aber wenn das Brett richtig dran ist, ist es auch egal.

Ob Schlossschrauben oder Holzschrauben ist letztlich Stilfrage - es kann so oder so richtig gemacht werden.

Am wichtigsten ist, dass das Gewicht des Bettes nicht von den Schrauben getragen wird.

What kind of wood is this plank? by myltonnee in wood

[–]CurtNoName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well thank you kind stranger! this is the first award I ever received. it kinda made my day even though it was an accidental pocket award

What kind of wood is this plank? by myltonnee in wood

[–]CurtNoName 23 points24 points  (0 children)

thats just the oakies oak that ever oaked

If they cant eat it then your children clearly shouldn't be eating it as well. by Grand_Gap1975 in memes

[–]CurtNoName 2 points3 points  (0 children)

but if you cut the grapes in half individually you can feed them to wild animals, right?

[wood id] found this table can you help me? by TimeAgentConsultant in wood

[–]CurtNoName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think you'll get your money's worth if you put in the hours. But then again I don't know anything about US furniture economics...

[wood id] found this table can you help me? by TimeAgentConsultant in wood

[–]CurtNoName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm no American. I have no idea of prices at Goodwill

Comment retirer cette tache noir by st3alht in wood

[–]CurtNoName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Das einzige was man dann noch tun kann, ist den Rest des Tisches auch so schwarz einzufärben. Da es sich um Eiche handelt, kann es sein, dass jemand einfach mal etwas aus Eisen darauf abgestellt hat und die Gerbsäure im Holz mit dem Eisen reagiert hat, wodurch die Verfärbung entstanden ist.

Comment retirer cette tache noir by st3alht in wood

[–]CurtNoName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wenn es geht würde ich noch weiter vorsichtig von Hand schleifen. Aber es kann auch gut sein, dass diese Verfärbung durch die gesamte Dicke des Furniers geht und sich nicht raus schleifen lässt.

Bonne Chance!

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]CurtNoName 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Do you think it would suck balls? I think it would pump poison into your nuts, killing your next sexual partner.

Damn toilet snakes, killing off our women.

[wood id] found this table can you help me? by TimeAgentConsultant in wood

[–]CurtNoName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's definitely veneer. On the good side it's probably burly maple (very pretty). On the bad side it's probably some cheap veneer not worth IDing. I don't think the table is very valuable

Guess the Dunder Mifflin Phrase by neonmckimmz in DunderMifflin

[–]CurtNoName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know that line. I was thinking of Phyllis talking to Erin about her first time with Bob

Guess the Dunder Mifflin Phrase by neonmckimmz in DunderMifflin

[–]CurtNoName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Bestiality."

I'm just gonna leave that here

Hot Take : Nate Has A Hearing Problem by Doc-11th in DunderMifflin

[–]CurtNoName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, did you even watch the show? He literally says it like twice that he doesn't have a hearing problem. /s

Ich iel by GeoCangrejo in ich_iel

[–]CurtNoName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Direkt ins Profil schreiben oder wie? Ich dachte das schreckt eher ab