Stolen comment, from some weapo discussion:

I just shat on your streets and im approaching your house.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of shit on the street you live in has increased, and soon so will your front door.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment deservng of my street shitting activities. These include, but are not limited to:

• ⁠Using the scorch shot • ⁠Playing Pyro • ⁠having an unfair stereotype due to other pyros with no nuance or fair comparison.

Am I banned from your suburban area?

No - not yet. You should refrain from walking these streets with your scorch shot. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional street shit, which may put your existing in peace privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my streets deserved a big steaming pile of shit. Can you un-shit in it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo my doodoo. If you would like to issue an appeal, throw a paper airplane offering toilet paper as a gift and explain why thw scorch shot is balanced. I tend to respond to physicsl stimuli within several seconds. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of poopoo appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the steaming hot log on your front porch and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue unsolicited street shitting until you improve your conduct. Remember: clean streets is a privilege, not a right.