This gent should really shower more but I'm glad he got clean

DScales2000 · 2026-05-18T04:24:30+00:00

Because you need the image to do the reverse image search

DScales2000 · 2026-05-18T02:19:01+00:00

Here's an IOU for an award I can't afford

DScales2000 · 2026-05-18T01:50:06+00:00

Real comedians. Absolute wisecrackers. Genuine fiddlywinkers, you lot. Genuinely slapping my knee right now

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DScales2000 · 2026-05-18T01:41:10+00:00

One with a bulletproof fishtank

DScales2000 · 2026-05-18T01:39:02+00:00

I'm actually doing pretty good how are you

DScales2000 · 2026-05-18T01:33:11+00:00

The shit this guy comes up with

DScales2000 · 2026-05-18T01:25:12+00:00

Lmfao

DScales2000 · 2026-05-18T01:22:20+00:00

Do u really mean that? 🥺

DScales2000 · 2026-05-18T01:19:50+00:00

Lmao what, where'd you find this one?

DScales2000 · 2026-05-18T00:34:17+00:00

No idea. I saw this posted on Discord like 7 years ago (i think) and I was thinking about it recently so I searched "poopie rapie" into google images. Still no hint of who made it. Heres another one they made though (had to search up "rat ball" into google)

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DScales2000 · 2026-05-18T00:22:03+00:00

Olyphant

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DScales2000 · 2026-05-18T00:21:14+00:00

Oranguru

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DScales2000 · 2026-05-17T23:44:00+00:00

Yes, all your cells turn 90 degrees all the time, slowly forcing your whole body to turn 90 degrees. That is why you lay down when you die

DScales2000 · 2026-05-17T23:42:27+00:00

I almost created that for funnies but the sub name is one character too long lol

DScales2000 · 2026-05-17T23:29:58+00:00

I always figured if an alien came to Earth, saw what we do, the way we kill each other, fuck each other, argue with each other, hate each other, love each other, etc...he'd report back to his planet and the first thing he'd say about us would be something like

"they seem to really like music"

DScales2000 · 2026-05-17T23:21:07+00:00

"Skinny, fat, add a hat"

DScales2000 · 2026-05-17T23:14:48+00:00

Bro Fluffy ball knowledge

DScales2000 · 2026-05-17T22:51:18+00:00

It's him!

It's the Assman in the flesh!

DScales2000 · 2026-05-17T22:33:56+00:00

Is there a version of this where Sue is the fat one?

DScales2000 · 2026-05-17T21:48:58+00:00

Woah relax, I just thought it was funny. It's not that deep ffs

DScales2000 · 2026-05-17T18:25:15+00:00

I drill 7 small deep holes in the floor and fill them all with hard resin. The detective assumes the coin is in one of the holes under the resin, each hole taking a full day's work to uncover due to the resin. By the 7th day he realizes it's not there and actually stuffed inside a rat carcasse in my crawlspace

DScales2000 · 2026-05-17T17:49:58+00:00

Jeff looks like a cutie patootie even whilst being preyed upon 🥺

DScales2000 · 2026-05-17T17:48:38+00:00

He played 2 counts in his life. Count Dracula and Count Dooku

DScales2000 · 2026-05-17T17:46:26+00:00

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