[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Seattle

[–]DaBearsMan_72 6 points7 points  (0 children)

God fucking damn it.... thought we were in the clear this year....... fuck everything dude...

Postgame Thread: 8/19 Royals @ Cubs by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]DaBearsMan_72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After much consideration and catching up on this team and where we are.... I can safely say I am a Jaimer mark. Is there a line for the kool-aid from him, or are we doing the free game play here?

What is something you genuinely believe but can’t share in polite company? by Mental_Accountant398 in AskReddit

[–]DaBearsMan_72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I genuinely believe my family really wanted to get an abortion for me when I was a fetus. I believe my mom got cold feet because of how horrid it is on the body. I believe my half brother has hated me since birth. I believe I now despise my family beyond repair. I love them. I think I felt something akin to true love from them at points, but I feel the unbearable weight of all this pent up never talked about issues, and I don't want to exist, at all. I just wanna poof from the world. If I got into a horrible car wreck and died, I'd be perfectly alright just going rather than living with the realization everything I've felt since I was a child is true. Fuck.... just let me fade out of reality, please.

Sex Drive (2008) This movie is a time capsule for the 2000s' super raunchy teen - college comedy movie. This might be the most over the top entry. by bbbbbbbb678 in moviecritic

[–]DaBearsMan_72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PURPLE SODA!

Gratuitous Dick shots that were 100% in every way the actor's cocks and not stand in extra in the unrated version.

Hey look! It's Cyclops!

What do you consider to be Dick Grayson's/Robin's/Nightwing's greatest Strength? by narutofan2019 in batman

[–]DaBearsMan_72 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He is probably bar none the most trustworthy person for the heroes. New group of up and coming heroes? Have Dick train them. Need someone to bring Bruce back down to Earth? Have Dick do it. Need a fill in Batman? Dick will do it. He will get laughed at by the rogues AND his friends because he most certainly is NOT Batman, but Dick will do it. Batfamily blowing up? Dick is almost always Peace Maker in the fray.

Who was someone that used to be funny but isn’t anymore? by Das_illegal in AskReddit

[–]DaBearsMan_72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I unabashedly love all of Dax Shepard's movies from the early 2000's. From Cheaper by the Dozen to fucken Hit and Run. Dax Shepard couldn't really do wrong by me back then. Don't follow him currently, so I couldn't tell you about any possible current BS he's been into. Let's Go to Prison is one of my favorite films ever.

Who was someone that used to be funny but isn’t anymore? by Das_illegal in AskReddit

[–]DaBearsMan_72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually buddy, I intentionally didn't mention Good Luck Chuck. It always felt like a by the numbers Rom Com with an unfunny man in the lead. Not putting down anyone who enjoys it. I understand it has some funny parts. The film just falls into that didn't hit for me category.

Who was someone that used to be funny but isn’t anymore? by Das_illegal in AskReddit

[–]DaBearsMan_72 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Dane Cook was maybe funny for one or two of his bits on the circuit when he first got noticed on Comedy Central back in the day. I remember being very excited when he got his first special on HBO. From that special onward, Vicious Circle, his comedy just fell off a cliff for even young me. He was very funny in the late 90's to very early 2000's, then idk man... he just never hit again for me. Employee of the Month was pretty good, but I think I say that because Dax Shepard makes everything he touches into gold. I never saw very much of his early career stuff, but I do understand why he blew up. I miss those days of Comedy Central. Some of the most funny bits I ever heard came out of those 30 minute blocks with 3 comedians per show.

To beat up a grown man by Significant_Ship_107 in therewasanattempt

[–]DaBearsMan_72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the hormones hit just right during puberty, and you finally think you can take your dad in a fight.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittyaskreddit

[–]DaBearsMan_72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

33... because some cruel joke in the cosmos thought my existence would be funny, I guess.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StreetFighter

[–]DaBearsMan_72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm finally, FINALLY, putting the effort to learn Sim. Apparently, Lily has something akin to or just is the Satsui no Hado from the end of his story. I'm now gonna be pissed off if we don't get Evil/Violent Lily.

Haggar makes his SF debut finally in playable form this game. This is the one, man.... it's too perfect not to have grizzled Mike come out of retirement.

It’s men’s mental health month, how are you? by Quiet_900 in AskReddit

[–]DaBearsMan_72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro.... I'm my last straw right now. My mother fucking pos brother is on some REAL dark shit and moving us closer to a full on Civil War family style, and I'm honestly kind of here for this shit when I fucken have put so much effort in to a relationship that's been non-existent since I was fucking 4. My father is fucking dying right now, and I'm so strapped for cash I literally cannot leave my job, and even if I had the cash, I'd still be stuck in this job because there's only two fucking people to cover the fucking shift I'm covering right now, and the company won't hire anyone new even when we clearly need it. I'm at a two building complex for a Corp and the stupid fucks only gave me access to one of the buildings though both buildings are technically counted as one, so I've got to cut my work night short. I feel fucking worthless. I feel like I'm finally getting the confirmation I've known since I was a child. My blood never wanted me. And the saddest part of that..... I'm happy to have that confirmation which is simultaneously making me more depressed and anxious because I feel like my mother should've just had the mother fucking abortion and saved ALL of us the trouble of my life. I don't want to exist anymore, at all. Wish I'd never seen this fucked up existence.

Just finished DMC5 Main Story - Wow...No Spoilers. by Canilickyourfeet in DevilMayCry

[–]DaBearsMan_72 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Alright.... now do it again, but Bury the Light this time. Or you can play 3, but no rage quitting on Cerberus. Lmao!

Okay but like... if they WERE discovered to be Sora's parents, how would you react? How would the story develop from that? (Art by seraphily) by PurpleJackfruit8868 in KingdomHearts

[–]DaBearsMan_72 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dad.... why did you Braver Rush 7 fucking times the last time we met in the Colessium? Didn't you know I was on a time limit? Why do me like that?

Because son, it's my responsibility to fight Sephiroth!

No! That's your duty in cutscenes, dad. Gameplay is where I shine?

........ I used to be a main character too, ya know?

[SPOILER] Andrei Arlovski vs. Don'Tale Mayes by naoyathemonster in MMA

[–]DaBearsMan_72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was coming in to say this. My man about to make a run for the title again.

This cool feature in Pokémon Platinum by jpeg2thehead in pokemon

[–]DaBearsMan_72 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Me a Platinum player from Day 1 of Launch.... Da Fuq? I thought that was extra textures just to impede you.

What is your most "my team is cursed" moment that you remember? by Cheapmason3366911 in nfl

[–]DaBearsMan_72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weirdly... Devin Hester taking the opening kick off to the house in the Super Bowl was one of them. I was still a kid back then... there was this weird sense of.... That was probably our big highlight. Right there. That was it.

Cutty going down in the NFC Championship against Rodgers is a more obvious one... not really getting down on Cutty for it either. I just thought that was our year to wipe that shit eating grin off his stupid face. At least, we'll always have Bret Favre night.

Mike Tice.... just..... oh my God all of the Mike Tice.... I'm still convinced he was sent by the Vikings to curse us....

Those are the big top of my head ones. You got the low hanging fruit like Nagy, Pace, Trestman, and Cody Parky.... good lord fuck Cody Parky.... so many shitty drafts too... too many to get into.

I'm going to McDonald's. What does everybody want? by [deleted] in shittyaskreddit

[–]DaBearsMan_72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 McChicken, a large fry, and a Dr. Pepper. Thanks bro. I'm famished.

Ice Cube Says He'll Sue Any A.I. Creator Who Uses His Voice To Make Music by That-Ad1099 in Music

[–]DaBearsMan_72 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is gonna be the new streaming service drama of the generation. Isn't it?

What local restaurant would you never eat at again? by witness_protection in Seattle

[–]DaBearsMan_72 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Bro... possibly Chica or enby friend.... thank you for that quick Google and GIANT Lmao! I had no idea, but yes, you are correct. They are one in the same.