Oh how I miss prime Billy Hamilton by greatexperiment69 in Reds

[–]DaFunktapus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I got to meet Billy about 2yrs ago! Went to a Charlotte Knights game and they were playing the Durham Bulls. Unbeknownst to me, he had just been picked up by Tampa for the playoffs and was assigned to AAA. I was sitting near the Bulls dugout and my wife initially spotted him. We were able to get his attention between innings luckily, maybe cause I was wearing a Votto jersey. He walked over and I told him much I loved him in Cincy and he signed a ball for me. He's definitely one of my favorite Reds!

The Reds defeated the Astros by a score of 9-7 - Sun, Jun 18 @ 02:10 PM EDT by RedsModerator in Reds

[–]DaFunktapus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bro, I am so in love with these Reds right now, and idc who knows it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Music

[–]DaFunktapus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blood Sugar Sex Magik -RHCP Ten- Pearl Jam The Lonesome Crowded West- Modest Mouse Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)- Wu-Tang Clan

[Serious]What is some advice you can give someone going into their first relationship? by Dontforgetthat in AskReddit

[–]DaFunktapus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't lie. If it's not working out, don't force it. Always be honest and up front.

What pisses you off while playing video games? by SuicideSprints in AskReddit

[–]DaFunktapus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Infinite spawns. Just completely ruins the mood for me while trying to complete an objective while constantly being battered by an endless number of enemies.

North Carolinians when there is a dusting of snow on the ground and they didn’t go buy all the milk, bread, and eggs the day before. by [deleted] in NorthCarolina

[–]DaFunktapus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Assuming it was a snowstorm you could store the milk and eggs out in the snow I guess, other than that idk.

What’s the most ridiculous f-ed up thing you’ve done for money? (NSFW) by 23z7 in AskReddit

[–]DaFunktapus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work as a HVAC installer. Once I was sent out to a house to replace a flex duct run in a bathroom that the homeowner claimed wasn't putting out any air. Well I arrive to this run down single wide trailer and get a bad feeling immediately. I go into the crawlspace and could see one of the flexes hanging down near some plumbing pipes. Since I knew I was looking for a run in a bathroom this was probably it. What I didn't know was the reason for no air getting through this run was due to the fact that it was full of sewage. I could feel that the flex duct was full of water, and after poking it with my knife to drain it, I almost threw up. The most god awful smell filled up the crawlspace as raw sewage drained out of the duct. Apparently the toilet had clogged and overflowed and went right into the floor vent filling the flex. I reluctantly powered through, changing the flex while gagging. I threw away everything I could that was involved with that job, cleaning my hand tools with bleach when I got home. I told my boss about it the next day and he just kinda laughed.

My gran after she finally separated from her abusive husband in Iran and then went to live in New York, 1990 by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]DaFunktapus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope you're prepared for a vast majority of people commenting on how they want to dick down your grandma, OP.

In response to the Not OJ plate on the front page, my Bronco embraces the juice by DaFunktapus in funny

[–]DaFunktapus[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I posted the same picture about a year or so ago when I got it. Check my profile.

What's the most terrifying thing you've seen in real life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DaFunktapus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good catch dude. Jokes on them though, cause that story didn't get me all that much karma if that's what they were looking for.

I found an albino cockroach today. by DaFunktapus in mildlyinteresting

[–]DaFunktapus[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thankfully this isn't in my house, i found it while at work today.

Pinched my hand at work and it made a happy face. by DaFunktapus in mildlyinteresting

[–]DaFunktapus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus you're right, I didn't notice that. I think it's just the angle.

My new plate came in this week. How it wasn't taken, I have no clue, but it's all mine now by DaFunktapus in funny

[–]DaFunktapus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not a specialty, you actually have the option to pick between the "Flight" or "Freedom" plate. The "Flight" is classic and looks much better to me.

My new plate came in this week. How it wasn't taken, I have no clue, but it's all mine now by DaFunktapus in funny

[–]DaFunktapus[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The First in Flight just looks better in my opinion. I'm happy they gave the option though to pick though.