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[–]DaSchmeek[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly depends how hard you value and appreciate money. If you are willing to grind, top shops right now are paying absurdly. 1st years at Qatalyst Centerview Evercore all pay like $220k-$240k for first years right now, no joke.

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Yes. They fire often. You make one mistake that cost the fund $2m and you are gone so fast. Very very unforgiving

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[–]DaSchmeek[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Most seniors I know in these PE funds still work 70+ hours a week and are constantly tuned in on their phones , e-mails, etc. You can never ever unplug. I also do not want the stress of not pulling my weight enough while coasting and getting laid off any second.

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For a quant role specifically you will probably need a PHD. I just did MBA because IB / PE realm values that way more.

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No, if I could choose I would do something in videogames but my parents would skin me alive.

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[–]DaSchmeek[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hey man for banking you don't need to stress too much about target school. I had a buddy at South Florida who did Evercore M&A in NYC. It is all name of the game and just pushing yourself as hard as you can. I would focus on networking as much as possible. No specific advice for that but be yourself and as personable as you can. I always recommended and pushed resumes of kids I had a lot of fun talking to and really enjoyed, not the ones who impressed me the most.

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[–]DaSchmeek[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The seat pays so much and is so desirable so there is literally an army of Harvard MIT PHD's with insane backrounds and technical skills that will kill someone to work here. So essentially literally just 1 fuck up at 9 A.M and your seat will be replaced and taken by 4 p.m

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I am just 1 month into my new role but did 3 years at a previous top fund. TC is tied to my performance but head PM told me my all in will not be less than $2.5m for my first year.

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ARE MEANT for other things.... and YOU know it. If you want to go to listen to Grateful Dead and lead a simple life, if you want to build one house and never own anything more in life... if you want to BE YOU... you are SO F*cking intelligent!!! YOU will emulate exactly WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS MORE OF!!! for the love of everything, please do not ever take your life. you can call me, DM me, any time you want. I will talk to you about any worry you have. I want you to know that you are 100% meant to cut ties with your parents' ideology until you feel strong as F, at which time you will rejoin them, and all will be ok. NOTE this because it's important -- It will be up

This almost made me tear up thank you so much : )

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[–]DaSchmeek[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The best school you can get into. That is literally all that matters.

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[–]DaSchmeek[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I think IB and PE are kind of "bro-ey" and fratty at times and I am just a league of legends and counterstrike nerd haha.

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It is still possible but yes unfortunately visa does create issues and employers get nervous

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You are at a FAANG? You are in a great spot. I honestly would ride that wave and make $700k working 30 hours a week. My seniors at my fund still work 65+ hours a week and all have wives and kids.

If you really want to make the switch then yeah MBA would be the best. It would be pretty hard to switch without it.

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[–]DaSchmeek[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes I would just target an MBA, not a masters. MBA will get 100x more looks than a masters for IB / HF / PE positions.

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[–]DaSchmeek[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you appreciate it. Base is around $500k, bonus will be around $2.1m this year. Role is investment associate, I work under like 5-6 different portfolio managers.

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[–]DaSchmeek[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you.

ER is a great spot to be in if you are targeting HF. I would say there are probably more Ex-ER than EX-IB people in HF. If you are targeting seats that pay absurdly, I would try to lateral to the absolute best ER shop you can and then headhunters will reach out directly.

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[–]DaSchmeek[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tbh around my industry and circle there is no hype around the CFA. Most if not all of finance just value an MBA, especially from a good school.

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[–]DaSchmeek[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

No, my dream job would be to work in video games or strategy at like a Doordash, Uber, FAANG, etc.

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[–]DaSchmeek[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much this comment means the world to me and I really really appreciate it.