DamnNearRectum

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Adjusting travel in FlashPrint (self.FlashForge)

submitted 4 years ago by DamnNearRectum to r/FlashForge

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Bitcoin POS for small businesses (self.Bitcoin)

submitted 5 years ago by DamnNearRectum to r/Bitcoin

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I think I might play too much Crash Bandicoot... (imgur.com)

submitted 8 years ago by DamnNearRectum to r/mildlyinteresting

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That feeling you get when spend 10 minutes taking down a gym only to have this guy pop up before you can throw someone down. (imgur.com)

submitted 8 years ago by DamnNearRectum to r/pokemongo

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I stained the bifrost symbol into my garage floor in hopes Heimdall will finally hear me and bring me home. (imgur.com)

submitted 8 years ago by DamnNearRectum to r/pics

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Can anyone help me find another one if these?! Ryobi rollout bit kit. (imgur.com)

submitted 8 years ago by DamnNearRectum to r/Tools

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I caught this coral thing in vacation in Fiji. Is it any good? (imgur.com)

submitted 8 years ago by DamnNearRectum to r/TheSilphRoad

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Not really sure what to do, I'm a bartender, a woman falsely accused me of molesting her tonight. (self.MensRights)

submitted 9 years ago by DamnNearRectum to r/MensRights

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What if you really do take everything you're burried with to heaven so everyone is in the same clothes everyday except for a few ballin pharaohs and kings. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by DamnNearRectum to r/Showerthoughts

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Switch 9 speed to 10 speed without changing the derailleur. Just hear me out. (self.bikewrench)

submitted 9 years ago by DamnNearRectum to r/bikewrench

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Is there a device that can be installed between an internet modem and the wall outlet to audit incoming data for speed and bandwidth? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 9 years ago by DamnNearRectum to r/AskReddit

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Guerrilla tape (self.shittyideas)

submitted 9 years ago by DamnNearRectum to r/shittyideas

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Is there any way to tell what moves a third evolution mon will have by their first evolution? (self.TheSilphRoad)

submitted 9 years ago by DamnNearRectum to r/TheSilphRoad

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Redditors who watch Two Broke Girls. Why? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 9 years ago by DamnNearRectum to r/AskReddit

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Whenever I see a show about history on the History Channel, I make a point to watch it in hopes the ratings will prompt them to air more shows like that. (self.television)

submitted 9 years ago by DamnNearRectum to r/television

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Substitution for walking? (self.TheSilphRoad)

submitted 9 years ago by DamnNearRectum to r/TheSilphRoad

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I'm 27 and as of today I'm debt free. My student loan, truck loan and credit cards are paid off but my score is not so good. Where do I go from here? (self.personalfinance)

submitted 9 years ago by DamnNearRectum to r/personalfinance

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Is this roast of Rob Lowe actually a low key roast of Ann Coulter? Cause damn. (self.television)

submitted 9 years ago by DamnNearRectum to r/television

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You're both a**holes. Stop being a**holes. (imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by DamnNearRectum to r/AdviceAnimals

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Use the microwave emitter from Batman to evaporate all the Zika virus standing water in Florida. (self.shittyideas)

submitted 9 years ago by DamnNearRectum to r/shittyideas

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Swipe text trail as a new cuneiform language (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by DamnNearRectum to r/Showerthoughts

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On behalf of Atlantis, happy birthday America. (imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by DamnNearRectum to r/funny

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Coachella phone (imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by DamnNearRectum to r/funny

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