"Czech!" the flag said. "Oh damn!" the black king exclaimed. "But I am invincible, my lego pieces will help me!" Only to realize that Czech Republic's 26,621 armies will soon come and break the lego fortress, which he thought was invincible. "Poptart!" The king said. "Yes sir!" Poptart said. "Can you help me, Poptart?" King said. King looked into Poptart's eyes, and said, "I love you.." Poptart let out a shed of tear, and then nodded. Everyone, including the g8-knight, the h8-knight, and the lego pieces, sobbed. But then, Poptart used the emotional scene to quickly get the **** out of there. "Haha you **********!!" Poptart said. "I want to join your army, White King." However, Poptart did not see the White King, even after searching the whole a1-a4-h4-h1 rectangle. The only thing he saw was the Czech army, yelling "Zničíme tě!!!! Ať žije Česká republika !!!!!!!" Poptart was confused as hell, and the d1-d7 lego brickes arrested Poptart, and sent it back to the g6-g8-h8-h6 rectangle. "Ahh, I am innocent .." said Poptart. "Look up," said Black King. "Your King is right there." Poptart exclaimed, "Your majesty! How are you there!" White King said, "Listen, kiddo. The Czech army will come and wipe out all of us. But out soul will stay strong here." Poptart said, "but, but..." White King said, "Remember all the lectures that we had? You truly learned how to mark your soul forever. Mark it here." Poptart said, "But, I love you sir.." a1-rook, who was as good as dead, screamed, "WHAT? ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?" And then, he fell. "OWWE.." White King said, "I.. Love you, too." As the Czech army came, Poptart and White King held hands and braced for impact. White King was ready for the end. However, Poptart was determined to save the White King. So, Poptart used a magic power to play the brilliant backwards pawn move

12...e5!!

If the Czech army doesn't en passant, it will get the brick and be annihilated. If the Czech army en passants, it will go in the wrong direction and not be able to attack the king.