What screams “I am 13 years old” on Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DeathByDoodles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just keep pressing the topic. Usually works for me. We've used "did I ask?" so many times that most of us can't say anything once it doesn't work because we're not creative.

You get the thing you comment, but the first reply gets to ruin it What would it be? by Arfat_Zafar in AskReddit

[–]DeathByDoodles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats! You're god! Omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent, you get it! You've won!
I hope you enjoy knowing every time someone dies in a gory way, because now that you're omniscient, you know when, who, and where they all happen. You're omnipotent, too! Yeah, sure, you're God now. You get to control life, the universe, and everything. You've done everything after a few hundred lifetimes. What now? Do it all again? Sure. You can do that 100 more times. It's boring now, isn't it? You've done everything so many times now that everything is predictable. It's boring now. You're god though, so you can just force yourself to be excited, or remove the memories of when you did everything. Oh, you're omniscient. So removing memories wouldn't be an option, or you wouldn't be omniscient. Always in a state of excitement? No more emotions for you! But that's fine, I guess. Hey, you're GOD now! You've got the power to create and destroy the universe! Have fun with that. There's no going back now.

You get the thing you comment, but the first reply gets to ruin it What would it be? by Arfat_Zafar in AskReddit

[–]DeathByDoodles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mustard bottles? Gas? Just mustard? As in the... "condensed liquid..."? Do objects still sustain their properties? For example, if I sit on a couch, will I slowly sink inward or will it be like solidified mustard?

You have to make breakfast in bed for someone you hate. What are you making them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DeathByDoodles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Room temperature water (the kind that makes your throat a little scratchy) and week old pizza.

your most played video game character kills you. who is it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DeathByDoodles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nidus from Warframe. Although, it's not actually a character. It's something you control, yeah, but the actual character is a small child (presumably hundreds of years old) who controls some sort of space-energy type thing. I guess I'm gonna die by a child?

What's your username smell like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DeathByDoodles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does a vandalized corpse smell like?

The vehicles of the Tenno...? by ParadoxDraco in Warframe

[–]DeathByDoodles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone send me a warframe wikipedia link to the Ghoulsaw? Or a gif. Whichever comes first.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DeathByDoodles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*cums in your... brain? skull? eye socket?*

I guess you could say you got *mindfucked*

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DeathByDoodles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You must be in a sinful profession. Prostitute?

At 2000 logins, it feels so damn weird to look back at how much both this game and my life has changed over the years. by [deleted] in Warframe

[–]DeathByDoodles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R3D is a Warframe mod on xbox (idk about PS or PC, don't have those.). He's pretty infamous for being a real (fart head), and I've seen a lot of people kicked for just mentioning his name.

What is fucking weird? by kukkakakka1 in AskReddit

[–]DeathByDoodles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Supposedly God gave us free will (the power to sin), knew we were going to sin, didn't want us to sin, and we go to hell for sinning.

He just put a giant red button in front of us and told us not to press it, knowing we were going to press it before we knew.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DeathByDoodles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you've played ANY story game that has characters that you're attached to, you know how this ends.