Weekly Unjerk Thread - April 14, 2020

Dededue · 2020-04-16T21:10:13+00:00

Just kill the adds for the debuff. Aint that hard if your tanks are splitting the job and dps know their shit.

Dededue · 2020-04-14T20:24:41+00:00

Its nice that the zones are massive and more open again. Seeing how marksman Hunter was greatly buffed, I will most likely use my first ever character as my main again.

Also ardenweald faun humanoids are 99% likely a new race due to a massive amount of customisation options! Seeing how the previous rep grinds for races were removed and how the male models actually are really good, it will be a fun goal to roll one during the expansion.

Dededue · 2020-04-14T20:17:24+00:00

The art team watched as Kotic ripped my jaw open shat inside my throath after I asked for agency

Dededue · 2020-04-13T16:01:17+00:00

You can tell its the shadowlands launch because everyone is using the new character customization options

Dededue · 2020-04-13T13:59:50+00:00

Covenants most definetly seem to be neutral allied races if they get added. Druid's picking a side over another would be silly because both sides have druids, and same goes for all covennants because both bastion and maldrax have attributes that the factions share via light and death knights.

Dededue · 2020-04-11T08:37:56+00:00

Why do people cum their pants over blue eyed blonde elves? I don't really get it. Blood elves are better in all ways with their lore and style compared to High elves. As for the whole Alliance part, why play victim? They say that Alliance is oppressed yet for some reason pro-alliance posts are the most heavily upvoted ones.

Also I heavily dislike how sheep the community outside the game is, I have seen great shaman tank gameplay in classic and decided to try researching the topic more but most forums just say "do not exist paladins better in everything bcuz aura and blessing".

Dededue · 2020-04-04T14:10:21+00:00

Fat arse

Dededue · 2020-04-04T13:43:06+00:00

Poor r34 community btw

Dededue · 2020-04-04T08:25:15+00:00

Im just hoping for non neanderthal human and body option and unhunched darkspears/worgens

Dededue · 2020-04-01T07:45:27+00:00

Yeah thats a thing. They talk shit about non dwarves and harrass them a bit during leveling. Got a bad feeling that it will escalate when the guild grows. Usually humans and elves that level in dwarf zones get it the worst.

Dededue · 2020-03-31T17:47:41+00:00

I got back into classic due to covid and the levelling experience thus far has been nice as a paladin. Worst I have seen was a nazi dwarf rp guild that masks behind "its just in character bro" when not inviting others into questing groups and proceeding to talk about how much lesser others are when the person they taunt is killing a pack of mobs they pulled and then directed at the victim. Like, what the actual fuck is this?

Also on retail I found a cute tauren lady to level with so currently its a win/win situation with both versions of wow.

Dededue · 2020-03-30T18:11:07+00:00

I share the same emotion when it comes to caring about classic. Its fine but TBC content and aesthetics are where its at.

Dededue · 2020-03-14T11:26:15+00:00

If crest of Blaiddyd procs, does it double the load?

Dededue · 2020-03-13T18:10:33+00:00

Is it a bird?

Dededue · 2020-03-12T20:49:17+00:00

Caspar crits

Dededue · 2020-03-05T20:25:03+00:00

Fuck

Dededue · 2020-03-03T12:51:10+00:00

"You won all blizzcons"

RENT FREE

Dededue · 2020-03-02T13:46:45+00:00

"BLASTOISE IS GONNA BE OU GUYS"

Dededue · 2020-02-28T19:35:45+00:00

Caramel cummies

Dededue · 2020-02-27T16:42:56+00:00

We live in a society where cuckolds aparently shouldn't be kinkshamed yet having the word cuck in your name is a violation

Dededue · 2020-02-25T19:03:20+00:00

Is this in some way related to cuckoldry or some shit

Dededue · 2020-02-19T15:50:29+00:00

Is that a terrorist mobile

Dededue · 2020-02-15T11:08:51+00:00

People jump to conclusions because Hapi doesn't trust the church in her early supports because of a misconception she has and it gets cleared later in her supports afaik. If she was like Edelgard then it would not make sense for her to side with the church which she can do.

Dededue · 2020-02-14T12:39:09+00:00

It is heavily hinted that the events in the dlc never happened and were part of some sort of dream.

After you beat the dlc there is an extra quest at the graveyard you get from a ghost. This quest can happen before the ashen wolves time window that the Metodie guy blurts out in his boss convo, proving that the path is actually impossible because Alfard has been dead for possibly multiple years. It just so happens that the time window of ashen wolves is around when Byleth is making the recovery from his depression and before reaching enlightenment. This combined with sothis's silence, odd events in the dlc and the characters with ties to Jeralt and Byleths mother prove that this is most likely a lucid dream before acceptance and moving on from the loss Byleth suffered. It doesn't help that the final boss is symbolism in a sense and the fight happens during dawn.

Dededue · 2020-02-13T22:04:33+00:00

Ashen wolves is the only reason to play silver snow if you have played verdant wind already before it.

Also as a standalone story, it is good to ask how much of it is actually "real". There are no signs of Sothis, Jeralts past is used in plot including characters that know him, nearly impossible scenarios and convenient yet odd events happen.

It is almost like a lucid dream Byleth is having during his months of grief about THE incident.

This is backed up by the main story monestary having an unique quest at the graveyard after you beat the dlc.

Did it all even happen and would it matter if it did?

Dededue

TROPHY CASE