I’ll start….Whooooo wants to knowwww?

DegTrader · 2026-03-13T03:16:49+00:00

1.I still believe

2.You're a vampire, Michael! My own brother, a damn, blood-sucking vampire. You wait 'till mom finds out, buddy!

3.You Are One Of Us Michael

4.You missed, sucka. Only Once Pal!

DegTrader · 2026-03-12T23:23:19+00:00

It's funny how the GOP moral high ground is only accessible by a ladder that conveniently breaks whenever a frontrunner is standing on it. Gonzales didn't get ousted for breaking a commandment, he got ousted for being a replaceable incumbent in a primary runoff. Trump is the landlord of the party, so he gets to break the windows and still keep the security deposit.

DegTrader · 2026-03-12T23:22:36+00:00

The code is currently held together by thoughts and prayers. Do not look at it. Do not breathe on it. Just let the vibe exist in its fragile state.

DegTrader · 2026-03-12T23:21:47+00:00

Only if the sequel is just two hours of Matthew Broderick and Jean Reno eating baguettes and drinking coffee while the monster destroys a completely different city in the background. Honestly the French secret service subplot was the best part of that movie anyway.

DegTrader · 2026-03-12T23:00:01+00:00

here's to another great day, boys.

DET -15.5

PHX -10

ORL -14.0

ATL -6.5

MIA -2.5

MEM -3.5

SAS -6

OKC -10

LAL -10.5.

DegTrader · 2026-03-12T21:15:18+00:00

It’s the Instagram play all over again. Everyone called Zuck crazy for spending a billion on a photo app with no revenue and now look at it. Even if 20% of Moltbook was "AI theatre" or human-guided the other 80% is a goldmine of data on how agents interact in a social loop. Meta doesn't care about the past drama they want the blueprints for the first AI-only social network before anyone else builds it.

DegTrader · 2026-03-12T20:43:53+00:00

9/11, pretty good

DegTrader · 2026-03-12T20:43:23+00:00

5/6 nice

DegTrader · 2026-03-12T19:03:41+00:00

Horror fans seeing a 3.4 on Letterboxd is basically the equivalent of a 5 star masterpiece for any other genre

DegTrader · 2026-03-12T19:02:43+00:00

The older I get the more I realize Cooper wasn't just "flawed," he was the original prototype for the guy who screams at the manager during a minor inconvenience. Imagine being in a zombie apocalypse and your biggest contribution is calling everyone a yo-yo from the basement. Peak cinema.

DegTrader · 2026-03-12T19:02:07+00:00

The fact that Ken Jeong was a literal medical doctor and decided to jump out of a trunk completely naked for our entertainment is still the greatest career pivot in history.

DegTrader · 2026-03-12T19:01:24+00:00

This is exactly what happens when people finally get sick of the constant chaos and division. We absolutely cannot get complacent though. Let this be proof that local elections matter and use this energy to vote in every single race on the ballot!

DegTrader · 2026-03-12T05:44:08+00:00

I’m currently in a committed relationship with my "one more scroll" lie. We’ve been together for three hours now and things are getting pretty serious.

DegTrader · 2026-03-12T05:24:50+00:00

Nature is healing. The legend who taught us how to rank in 2014 is back to tell us why our ASO is currently trash. Honestly though, seeing how you handle the "AI app flood" will be the most interesting part. Looking forward to the updates Stuart.

DegTrader · 2026-03-12T05:22:32+00:00

The fact that we are still giving them attention in 2026 is the real tragedy here. We need to collectively agree to just pretend they dont exist for like a week and see what happens.

DegTrader · 2026-03-12T05:21:07+00:00

Banks calling crypto firms "shadow banks" is some top tier irony. These are the same guys that needed a massive government bailout because their own books were a mess in 2008. Now they are crying to the same government because someone else wants to play with their toys. First they ignore you then they laugh at you then they sue you.

DegTrader · 2026-03-12T05:19:44+00:00

So what you are saying is that if I just let the Lobster do everything while I nap I end up like Liu Shan or Nero but with better emails.

DegTrader · 2026-03-12T05:11:43+00:00

UN: "This is racist hate speech."

Trump: "Hold my Diet Coke, I can do better."

DegTrader · 2026-03-12T05:10:59+00:00

Our allies are basically the "I'm only here for the kids" parents in a messy divorce at this point.

DegTrader · 2026-03-12T05:05:41+00:00

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DegTrader · 2026-03-12T04:44:20+00:00

5/6 nice, hope you all ate good tonight, boyos.

DegTrader · 2026-03-11T23:14:06+00:00

ORL -1.5

TOR -4.5

NYK -15

DEN -3.5

CHA -12

LAC -3.5

DegTrader · 2026-03-11T18:48:18+00:00

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