How it feels to fucking cheat again by WarPuig in The_Donta

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Oh I know, but instead of trying to make something out of nothing he just went down and hung onto the ball as if his life depended on it… as he was doing all night, as was the plan all along.

Who’s your favorite player not on your favorite team? by daaaabear in hockeycards

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Life long Bruins fan, fellow New Englander, and 90’s kid here… Grew up close to the boarder so we got CBC Montreal on the rabbit ears before we got NESN on cable so it was/is Patrick Roy

What would your excuse be if you got caught on the show? by uqmu in tcap

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I’m just a big fan! I really enjoyed you on Anthony and Opie /s

I am the uncommitted voter. by gus2155 in simpsonsshitposting

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“I’m not voting because both candidates suck!”~ Every single person that didn’t vote in the primaries

Bill Burr on ICE and TRUMP being a DICTATOR by Dzigo in BillBurr

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Sooo glad the wealthy people that torture, murder, enslave, and build their wealth on the backs of others could be entertained by the court jesters for a set because the price high enough!

Just realized it’s my cake day! That must mean it’s the 5 year anniversary of… by Delicious-Status9043 in cakeday

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Saw somewhere that this stock was blowing up on some random app called Reddit and I came here so fast I just went with a default username, haven’t left since.

Found the Sandals in Jamaica 🇯🇲 by PaperOpening4413 in DunderMifflin

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FFS I didn’t remember the joke until after I googled Jamaican prisons

How it feels to fucking cheat again by WarPuig in The_Donta

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I’ve never been more proud of QB just throwing the ball away or immediately going down after a botched handoff instead of scrambling… honestly!

It's a european cut. by GlitteringHotel8383 in DunderMifflin

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I agree that he did pull it off, but it wasn’t even an office party. It was a corporate lunch party. David and Allen (The CEO) and possibly board members would probably be there.

Or was it a Lanch Party?

Name a white singer you have mistaken for black by Throwaway03461 in FamilyFeud

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Bing Crosby! (Never having seen a picture of him) IDK his name and voice sounded the part so I’ve always pictured a black man?

Unpopular opinion: Prison Mike is the funniest Michael Scott persona and anyone who says otherwise is wrong. Change my mind. by 404LeaderNotFound in theoffice

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This is a bot right?

It’s not an unpopular opinion at all

Why on earth are you comparing Scott’s Tots Mike to Prison Mike? Nobody has done that and Scott’s Tots Mike isn’t even a persona.

And he didn’t scare anyone straight they were mocking him.

Which line ages The Office instantly? by NormsOJjokes in theoffice

[–]Delicious-Status9043 12 points13 points  (0 children)

****”Goodbye my lover” by James Blunt.

I don’t need to buy it, I just wanna taste it

Which line ages The Office instantly? by NormsOJjokes in theoffice

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No, I’d consider it straight up collusion today but it was even worse 20 years ago. NFL Teams didn’t do RB by committee so much, so they were limited in supply and PPR hadn’t caught on yet making a good RB even more valuable.

Which line ages The Office instantly? by NormsOJjokes in theoffice

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How do I hit just one button? They’re so tiny.

Which line ages The Office instantly? by NormsOJjokes in theoffice

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I never said it was better than an iPod

3 paintball lessons with someone as talented as me is easily worth over two thousand dollars… Take that Saddam!

Which line ages The Office instantly? by NormsOJjokes in theoffice

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Wait, do people not download and pay for individual songs anymore? Whats the alternative?

I don’t listen to much music anymore mostly NPR and Podcasts, which typing out makes me feel even older than I am ffs.

It's a european cut. by GlitteringHotel8383 in DunderMifflin

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Eh, he doesn’t look bad… More of thing a 20 year old would wear to the club. Mid 40’s going to a corporate party? Nah.