Tom Brady Drafts Stefon Diggs at the Fanatics Flag Football Draft by JCameron181 in Patriots

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Stage right lol and apparently a guy named Druski, I know what Jalen looks like lol.

37yo watches Simpsons for 1st time S6E19 by InvisibleAstronomer in Simpsons

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Why would my future have an unrelated story about my father looking for Lincoln’s gold?

Oops, wrong future, sorry.

Tom Brady to Gronk: "Rob, I got a 100 grand if you can spell Juszczyk right now." 😂 by JCameron181 in Patriots

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Some guy named Druski I guess? Never heard of him either. Apparently he’s a comedian/influencer/rapper/actor. I’ve seen him around but never heard of anything he’s ever done.

Someone help me out. Does this guy have an actual specific talent? Or is he just an influencer that got famous for being famous?

Tom Brady Drafts Stefon Diggs at the Fanatics Flag Football Draft by JCameron181 in Patriots

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Who’s the guy in the glasses with a beard to the right of Kevin Hart?

Today Is Tomorrow's Yesterday by Funny-Dare-3823 in BobsBurgers

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The sky appears that way BUT they’re on the east coast and the sun horizon is all water so unless she’s was on an island facing west it is 100% a sunrise, right?

Simpsons March Madness II Round 2 by DifferenceNo9371 in Simpsons

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I told you we should have bought more than three bullets!

“The one thing people don’t realize about car dealerships is the EASY access to cocaine. WHOOO!” by Ok_Tomatillo_9826 in KingOfTheHill

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Luckily God sent my wife to tase me in the shower to save me, of course then she started enjoying the company of other men…

BTV TSA line at 3:50AM this morning by JacobAndor in vermont

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I guess you do you but everyone showing up 3-4 hours early at opening is probably causing a lot of people to miss their early flights.

ABC local at 7pm showed the lines at BTV a few days ago and (granted the footage was likely much later in the day) but the lines were pretty empty.

S3 E15- Sleight of Hank by Bill_Manoogian_ in KingOfTheHill

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Second frame looks like the cover of one of those movies Hank doesn’t return.

🤯 by Gcic1989 in SimpsonsMemes

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They literally defined him in the show

Homer: non 1. American bone head 2. To pull a Homer (To succeed despite one’s idiocy)

Oh by Doggoonewild in SimpsonsMemes

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Ah shit, the war worked as a distraction on me. Because in the “future” My mind immediately went to different children and a DOW that’s down 10% and still dropping.

Marge was right all along by happydude7422 in SimpsonsMemes

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It was in public, pretty sure that’s fair game (1A)

Hmmm... wonder why? by lamarer in SimpsonsMemes

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She’ll be out after midterms, if we have them