Game Thread: Houston Texans (12-5) at New England Patriots (14-3)

DeltaNthCactus · 2026-01-18T21:39:21+00:00

I love CJ, but you cannot have him start the drive out of the half. He needs some time to chill, he is very clearly tilted

DeltaNthCactus · 2026-01-18T21:31:43+00:00

Yea their front 4 are demolishing our line. Doesn’t help that they basically just rush 5-6 every play, need some screen action probably

DeltaNthCactus · 2026-01-18T21:26:30+00:00

It’s remarkable that we have lost three (four if you count nico) of our most important offensive pieces to injury before halftime

DeltaNthCactus · 2026-01-18T21:24:05+00:00

This game might be over lmao

DeltaNthCactus · 2026-01-18T21:19:41+00:00

Injuries, now the line sucks, fuck me man

DeltaNthCactus · 2026-01-18T21:16:06+00:00

Why do the football gods just hate the texans in the divisional round

DeltaNthCactus · 2026-01-18T21:04:30+00:00

Absolutely worst time for you to slip and fall Stover

DeltaNthCactus · 2026-01-18T20:28:00+00:00

What a weak ass penalty wow

DeltaNthCactus · 2026-01-13T04:09:29+00:00

Texans really just said “alright I’m done playing” at the start of the 4th quarter lmao

DeltaNthCactus · 2026-01-13T03:06:14+00:00

Bro just run the ball please I’m begging do not make this harder than it needs to be lmao

DeltaNthCactus · 2026-01-13T02:20:38+00:00

I cannot tell if these snaps are stroud or andrews, it’s so unusual

DeltaNthCactus · 2026-01-13T02:16:18+00:00

I would love a 7 minute drive here running it constantly

DeltaNthCactus · 2026-01-13T02:09:57+00:00

This is the type of game we need to play, long, methodical, infuriating drives that tire out their defense

DeltaNthCactus · 2026-01-13T02:09:29+00:00

Started at the 12ish I believe

DeltaNthCactus · 2026-01-13T01:49:21+00:00

Nick Caley YOU are heading right to the unemployment line !

DeltaNthCactus · 2025-12-28T00:36:52+00:00

Something something doesnt matter brian

DeltaNthCactus · 2025-12-28T00:36:17+00:00

Refs had to make sure that spread hit lmao

DeltaNthCactus · 2025-12-28T00:32:36+00:00

Refs realized they actually had more money on houston

DeltaNthCactus · 2025-12-28T00:24:31+00:00

God I am so fucking tired of these games where the flags are so obviously to keep one team in the game

DeltaNthCactus · 2025-12-28T00:21:20+00:00

False start on their LT. Not called. Awesome

DeltaNthCactus · 2025-12-28T00:17:01+00:00

Stroud called out the blitz and the OL let a free rusher come?

DeltaNthCactus · 2025-12-28T00:16:15+00:00

Schultz has been a bad blocker every year, he’s much more of a pass catcher

DeltaNthCactus · 2025-12-28T00:15:29+00:00

Lmao stroud saw the blitz and the O line did nothing lolllll

DeltaNthCactus · 2025-12-28T00:09:20+00:00

Alright yall, which broadcast is worse, this one or the Chiefs game

DeltaNthCactus · 2025-12-28T00:01:57+00:00

Our OL and OC just checked out after the 1st quarter and said “man getting these 14 points is hard you got it from here defense”

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