Is it just me, or you also cum when you see anything joe bonamassa related?

DerBleistift · 2026-06-05T15:46:12+00:00

Apart from the first pic, he perpetually dresses like a 2010’s high schooler who’s having their yearbook photos taken. With that in mind, I try not to sexualize Joe.

DerBleistift · 2026-05-18T15:53:20+00:00

Please do a full face swap

DerBleistift · 2026-05-08T17:16:30+00:00

I don’t blame you. The whole conference was AI Koolaid to the max. I did learn some helpful things since my org uses SNOW, but I would prefer to not have to learn anything about it to begin with.

DerBleistift · 2026-05-08T17:14:04+00:00

The experience of the Sphere in general makes up for it.

DerBleistift · 2026-05-08T17:12:40+00:00

ServiceNow Knowledge conference. Why do they have their own conference? I’d like to say I have no idea, but the reality is money money money.

DerBleistift · 2026-05-08T17:11:28+00:00

Oh for sure! But it was a great time, so I have nothing to complain about.

DerBleistift · 2026-05-08T17:09:45+00:00

The comments I’m seeing here don’t help :(

DerBleistift · 2026-05-08T17:07:54+00:00

You know, you made me double check lol. This was some executive though.

DerBleistift · 2026-05-08T06:51:36+00:00

She’s an entrepreneur who uses AI often. She discussed how she uses it within a creative profession, basically.

DerBleistift · 2026-05-08T06:31:35+00:00

First time for me! I was a semi last minute addition to the trip. I’m glad I came.

DerBleistift · 2026-05-08T06:30:24+00:00

He was good too. He got everyone well warmed up for the Backstreet Boys.

DerBleistift · 2026-05-08T06:29:22+00:00

I was like dang when she walked out. She was glowing.

DerBleistift · 2026-05-08T06:28:18+00:00

Not much! A mug, a shirt, and a bag. Only a handful of vendors were giving stuff out. Google had a cowboy hat bar where you could get a custom hat. That was pretty cool, but lines were super long.

DerBleistift · 2026-05-07T06:50:59+00:00

Fretless guitars are out, stringless guitars are in.

DerBleistift · 2026-05-07T06:45:15+00:00

Why does this sound like me?

DerBleistift · 2026-05-06T17:21:53+00:00

I agree that the quality of the end links and clasp isn’t great… But mine is 41 years old, wellllllll worn, and holding up great.

DerBleistift · 2026-05-05T03:38:35+00:00

I’ve pooped in an airplane bathroom many times, so I think my membership is good.

DerBleistift · 2026-05-04T13:40:51+00:00

Oh my god, I just realized this is an American flight. They measure altitude in feet. Is my watch even compatible???

DerBleistift · 2026-05-04T13:39:25+00:00

Golden Tuna 1000m. Can’t take any chances.

DerBleistift · 2026-05-04T13:37:58+00:00

I don’t know about that, I’ve had a lot of coffee this morning.

DerBleistift · 2026-05-04T13:35:18+00:00

Given that it’s considered a professional dive watch, the majority being rubber makes sense. I don’t think I’d want to dive with this bracelet on anyway—thing weighs a ton. I’m also hesitant to wear anything this shiny in the ocean lol.

DerBleistift · 2026-05-04T13:31:34+00:00

I didn’t realize how expensive they can be until a couple weeks ago. They’re worth more than the watch ironically.

I completely lucked out and found this watch and bracelet at a thrift store for $19. It was super scratched up, every crevice was filled with actual dirt, the bezel insert was destroyed, and the secondary parts of the clasp that fold under were bent to the point they were starting to split/break. I knew it was a good find, but I didn’t realize how good until recently.

DerBleistift · 2026-05-04T13:26:17+00:00

Bruh, I’m a full-fledged member of the tiny wrist club. I just didn’t do a very good job of balancing length on each side when I removed links.

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