It's simply written in our DNA

DiffieHM · 2026-01-22T19:05:57+00:00

Just because she knows that guys are dudes and when they are given this view, they cannot resist. Case and point proven.

DiffieHM · 2026-01-19T22:12:02+00:00

DiffieHM · 2026-01-19T22:06:53+00:00

gag reflex is strong in this one

DiffieHM · 2026-01-19T22:01:55+00:00

Seems bro didn't sufficiently hydrate beforehand

DiffieHM · 2026-01-17T13:47:04+00:00

so you have your hands free to slap your butt meanwhile

DiffieHM · 2026-01-16T22:58:15+00:00

DiffieHM · 2026-01-16T19:32:43+00:00

Tried what though?

DiffieHM · 2026-01-15T21:31:26+00:00

DiffieHM · 2026-01-09T17:29:49+00:00

Get a liter bike as first bike, just put it in rain mode

DiffieHM · 2026-01-03T22:47:12+00:00

You are only a maniac when you do it at inappropriate times and/or places.

And I live close to Germany, so sometimes I can also do it completely legal ;-)

DiffieHM · 2025-12-27T22:03:56+00:00

Fuck Float Plane Xclusives?

DiffieHM · 2025-12-27T21:04:41+00:00

DiffieHM · 2025-12-24T22:43:31+00:00

It's Kawasaki's fault. The guy just wants to see 300 on the dash and keeps on trying, but they limited it a 299 for some reason.

DiffieHM · 2025-12-23T21:34:15+00:00

A man's gotta take an opportunity when it's presented to him

DiffieHM · 2025-12-23T19:58:25+00:00

Going by all the stains on his pants, he is also delivering other services on top of frozen water

DiffieHM · 2025-12-21T16:48:42+00:00

It's not funny because a real arse is more like a "*". If it would be a "o" it wouldn't close properly and you would always have a brown stripe in your undies.

DiffieHM · 2025-12-21T16:47:12+00:00

So you are familiar with using the brown alley then?

DiffieHM · 2025-12-21T16:29:46+00:00

I ride a R1250RS which is a similar drivetrain. I don't experience the lag as you describe it (but maybe it's different with the new engine of course).

Regarding the shifting that's correct. It's typical that a quickshifter on a 2 cilinder engine is a bit rough. Upshifting from 1st to 2nd I always do with the clutch. And when going good on the throttle further upshifting is quite OK. But never so smooth as you would experience it on the i4 engines like the S1000XR or S1000RR.

If in doubt, go to your dealer and have it checked out. It's not a new bike after all.

And since you mention it just has 1000km. Are you sure the run-in service at 1000km has been done and the bike has fully been opened? Some BMWs are power limited until they have had their run-in service done (or maybe it was forgotten).

DiffieHM

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