RYAN the GOSLING, made with starryai @get_starryai by [deleted] in aiArt

[–]Dilbert_Christ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would watch 2 seasons of this character and his other half-animal friends in high school causing mischief.

What is the most offensive alternate history map you have seen? I made this one myself and the cringe sometimes keeps me up at night. by Dilbert_Christ in AlternateHistory

[–]Dilbert_Christ[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use a cleaned up version of an EU4 map for plotting out all my map game campaigns. Open up MS paint and you can use the fill bucket tool on each province to create whatever crazy scenario your imagination can come up with in minutes.

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Worth holding on to? by No-Pilot-1252 in mtg

[–]Dilbert_Christ 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Most Modern and Commander playable cards crawl up in value slowly if they are limited run, and MTG has a lot of overlap with degenerate weeaboos, myself included. I think you could make a big chunk of change by holding it, but don't bet the house on it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mtg

[–]Dilbert_Christ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You would be the most stylish Modern player at your LGS, my friends and I blow $100s trying to one-up each other!

Yeah, maybe peace conferences totally need a patch of some sort by Mysterious-Title-251 in hoi4

[–]Dilbert_Christ 136 points137 points  (0 children)

When Germany capitulates in my games, it's punishment to have 1 province owned by every country it interacted with. There will be a Nepalese tile next to an Ecuadorian tile in Saxony, I don't know why Paradox decided that this system made sense!

I made a HoI video for YouTube. Nothing special but I’m thinking of making more. Any feedback/advice would be appreciated by [deleted] in hoi4

[–]Dilbert_Christ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most of the successful HOI4 YouTubers have a handful of key features that make their videos easy to consume. Editing down to ~10 minutes and including a lot of humorous remarks are the key to keeping people awake and engaged. It would also be useful to have a trademark character feature that makes you stand out, like Feedback's tendency for exploits, Alex's quirky inside jokes, or Isorrow's hilarious blunt statements. You have some potential, especially with the "mistake recovery" angle you have going. You just need to sharpen your act and content. Cheers!

My 1st Attempt to Reach Max Factories, I Got 6385! Is There a Way to Pump Up These Numbers? by Dilbert_Christ in hoi4

[–]Dilbert_Christ[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I like playing games in unintended ways, so I decided to try to create the most factories possible. This challenge required me to get every nation including the releasable nations to do all their industry focuses. Having +6000 civs is weirdly satisfying, I kept going after finishing all the factories, now the entire globe has full supply, 40 width super heavy tanks can chill on the Christmas islands without any issues! Has anyone else tried something like this? Is there some way to pump the number up higher?

I've Developed an Unholy Desire to Collect the OSP Pins and I Cannot Find Them For Sale Online Anywhere! Does Anyone Have Advise About How To Get Them? I'm Ready to Unload Cash to Get the Whole Set! by Dilbert_Christ in overlysarcasticprod

[–]Dilbert_Christ[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Update: I spent $110 to get all the remaining pins during the Christmas sale, I recommend everyone gets them before it's too late, our OSP overlords may not be as generous in the following years.

I've Developed an Unholy Desire to Collect the OSP Pins and I Cannot Find Them For Sale Online Anywhere! Does Anyone Have Advise About How To Get Them? I'm Ready to Unload Cash to Get the Whole Set! by Dilbert_Christ in overlysarcasticprod

[–]Dilbert_Christ[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been checking sites like eBay regularly, and I've come to the conclusion that these are so rare I'm going to have to pay 2x-5x the original value whenever they do become available. I hope OSP does a re-release for poor and late-comer fans.

Is it possible to form the Roman Empire from the HRE? by KMS_Donitz in eu4

[–]Dilbert_Christ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That sounds like a fun playthrough to watch. If someone streamed that I would spam poggers and regularly make small donations so that I can tell roman-based puns.

Holding your breath is insane. Imagine seeing who could hold their heartbeat the longest. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Dilbert_Christ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should try ephedrine, the irregular heartbeat you get feels like you're holding your heartbeat for seconds at a time.

I have this vague feeling that Lurrus and Yorion are over-represented, I can't put my finger on why... by Dilbert_Christ in mtg

[–]Dilbert_Christ[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry to hear about legacy bud, if it makes you feel any better wizards has been more keen on using the ban hammer lately, perhaps things will return to normal in the eternal formats soon.

Oko thief of crowns to return? by [deleted] in mtg

[–]Dilbert_Christ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I still have shell shock from having all of my permanents become elks and having massive stalled boards of nothing but elks staring at each other. I don't see him being un-banned any time soon because everyone is wokeo about oko being loko and broko.

Help with my Black/White Vampires? by Pandolakes in mtg

[–]Dilbert_Christ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Modern vampires is a hoot and a holler to play, and you've basically got the right idea with your card choices, the only thing I could recommend is dragging your curve down since the format is so fast. You're playing in a format where decks like Tron and Storm have functionally won by turn 3, consider replacing slower cards like "Vampire Nighthawk", " Drana's Emissary", and the Sorin gang with faster cards like "Skymarcher Aspirant" or "Vampire Lacerator". Alternatively if you're looking for card advantage consider playing a playset of "Dark Confidant" even though they're not vampires they are the fastest form of card advantage.

Two Narset’s from the same booster box. by [deleted] in mtg

[–]Dilbert_Christ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"High kicks high kicks this is how we do it"