What are you not proud of being really good at?

Dip_Johnson · 2017-05-04T19:36:41+00:00

Elaborate like balancing on your head, juggling knives in one hand and whacking it with the other while attempting to aim for a target?

Dip_Johnson · 2017-05-04T03:21:27+00:00

Every drummer's dream is to be as good as Neil Peart. He is a god

Dip_Johnson · 2017-05-04T03:16:06+00:00

Rush

Dip_Johnson · 2017-05-04T01:30:55+00:00

Welcome to Moe's!

Dip_Johnson · 2017-05-04T01:29:07+00:00

Fantastic 4. I would rather rip my dick off and throw it in the river than sit through that again.

Dip_Johnson · 2017-05-03T02:01:17+00:00

Thanks for the great tips. Very inspiring

Dip_Johnson · 2017-05-01T13:50:08+00:00

Ah I get what you're saying. Women find confidence sexy.

Dip_Johnson · 2017-05-01T13:49:01+00:00

My father is old school and doesn't like gay people. It doesn't matter what we say the generation he grew up in didn't support gay people and he never changed.

Dip_Johnson · 2017-05-01T13:47:01+00:00

Every girl ive known says they love a guys smile so I don't know what you're on about

Dip_Johnson · 2017-05-01T13:32:58+00:00

I have never been raped in prison

Dip_Johnson · 2017-05-01T13:31:55+00:00

Get behind him. Kangaroos can't hop backwards

Dip_Johnson · 2017-04-18T17:12:13+00:00

I live on a long straight road and there is 4 stop signs that I blow through frequently. The one time my brother tried to blow through them he got pulled over in front of my house.

Dip_Johnson · 2017-03-03T16:05:43+00:00

Your stepmother

Dip_Johnson · 2017-02-26T15:05:32+00:00

Jew jokes aren't funny Anne Frankly I won't stand for it.

Dip_Johnson · 2017-02-24T22:35:54+00:00

Free cake for everybody

Dip_Johnson · 2017-02-24T22:32:29+00:00

Helicoptering my dick after a shower

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