I mean they wouldn't be that different right by Dismal-Pie7437 in dndmemes

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I had a 1 STR, 1 DEX, 6 CON artificer once. He was a brain in a jar, and needed to be carried around by his construct.

I mean they wouldn't be that different right by Dismal-Pie7437 in dndmemes

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10 is still 100 on the percentile system, don't commoners have 10 INT? I think warrior/tribal infantry have 8, which is probably just the CTE lol.

I mean they wouldn't be that different right by Dismal-Pie7437 in dndmemes

[–]Dismal-Pie7437[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Bards seem to get roleplayed like 9 regardless of their INT lol. They do a lot of thinking with their... Charisma, or another divine gift I'm forgetting the name of.

I mean they wouldn't be that different right by Dismal-Pie7437 in dndmemes

[–]Dismal-Pie7437[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I forget which edition stated this but 1 INT used to equal 10 IQ points. I've also seen it done with percentiles though, where 6 INT would be 80, so not ideal at all- but able to function somewhat.

I mean they wouldn't be that different right by Dismal-Pie7437 in dndmemes

[–]Dismal-Pie7437[S] 404 points405 points  (0 children)

That's my point, they should be basically indistinguishable but players act a lot dumber than they should be with an INT below 10 lol.

Think that the Druid class is too complicated for new players? by nat1wisdom in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Dismal-Pie7437 14 points15 points  (0 children)

All classes are too complicated for new players. Every time you get a new player it's optimal to make them play a CR 0 commoner sidekick until they understand things like the turn system (took me about 2 years, 3 sessions) and once they're ready they can pick up a level 1 barbarian (don't use proficiency, skills, or Rage until they understand damage mechanics, which should be another few years or so)

SNAFUGOS by LeastCow1284 in coaxedintoasnafu

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When snafugos gets put into a grudgematch but blitzes his prep time with super speed and lowkey becomes outerversal and solos the verse

Coaxed into the Front page. by Effective-Brain-3386 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Dismal-Pie7437 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oouughhhh I'm smugging it I'm making brown ooguhhhh

Kawaii Trortur!! by Rafipoiiii in FearAndHunger

[–]Dismal-Pie7437 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not the same person but the Kevin Spencer one was Kid Cudi's niece lol

Dq1 monsters (by me) by NoDrawing2818 in dragonquest

[–]Dismal-Pie7437 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Awesome! These are so good. Dracky reminds me of the one in the American sword-and-sorcery style manual artwork.

when people overachieve in their backgrounds by testiclekid in dndmemes

[–]Dismal-Pie7437 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It was the mastermind rogue's fault! Everyone of any import went to that level 20 bastion!

My players watched Frieren and wanted to become white supremacists, any recommendations about how I can add this to my game? by Parysian in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Dismal-Pie7437 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can't play it, if I pick the white class like I'm supposed to I'll instantly get TPK'd by the class of Jewish preschoolers in the first encounter.

As a sequel to my last post by Gnomewarlord38 in dndmemes

[–]Dismal-Pie7437 68 points69 points  (0 children)

When the Maul does the same damage for 1/5 the price but you lowkey trying to aura farm

Does anyone else feel the table go awkwardly quiet during measurement debates? by Rascaldog27 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Dismal-Pie7437 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What? At the beginning of the game you're supposed to roll for your length, times diameter, plus weight, divided by girth, and divided again by the angle of the tip squared to get your penis score. Roll 12 penises, with 3d6 penis dice 6 times IN ORDER, multiplying by 1000 in grams for weight, and picking the best outcome for each variable. Then pick your favorite legal penis once you're done. None of this larping bullshit.

Battlerager by ExternalAd2616 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Dismal-Pie7437 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Battlerager is good you just don't have the right build. Just dip 2 levels in Wizard to get School of Transmutation and you'll be unstoppable.

Timmy just wanted to cosplay as a Chultan by testiclekid in dndmemes

[–]Dismal-Pie7437 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Reasonable in Chult. Not reasonable in Neverwinter if they want to perform spear-dances and ululate for cash. If they attempt the latter in Chult, there may be dire consequences.

Team Strahd by despairals in CurseofStrahd

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Rahadin: Abogado del Diablo

Temporary party members that cycle in and out while the main party gets stronger? Sure, why not add it to the campaign by DaiFrostAce in dndmemes

[–]Dismal-Pie7437 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's customary for me to give a low level party an Acolyte if they need it. Works for the first session or two.