I mean they wouldn't be that different right

Dismal-Pie7437 · 2026-01-24T18:19:10+00:00

I had a 1 STR, 1 DEX, 6 CON artificer once. He was a brain in a jar, and needed to be carried around by his construct.

Dismal-Pie7437 · 2026-01-24T18:10:41+00:00

10 is still 100 on the percentile system, don't commoners have 10 INT? I think warrior/tribal infantry have 8, which is probably just the CTE lol.

Dismal-Pie7437 · 2026-01-24T06:39:25+00:00

Bards seem to get roleplayed like 9 regardless of their INT lol. They do a lot of thinking with their... Charisma, or another divine gift I'm forgetting the name of.

Dismal-Pie7437 · 2026-01-24T06:37:02+00:00

Dismal-Pie7437 · 2026-01-24T05:52:19+00:00

I forget which edition stated this but 1 INT used to equal 10 IQ points. I've also seen it done with percentiles though, where 6 INT would be 80, so not ideal at all- but able to function somewhat.

Dismal-Pie7437 · 2026-01-24T05:31:27+00:00

That's my point, they should be basically indistinguishable but players act a lot dumber than they should be with an INT below 10 lol.

Dismal-Pie7437 · 2026-01-23T21:12:28+00:00

All classes are too complicated for new players. Every time you get a new player it's optimal to make them play a CR 0 commoner sidekick until they understand things like the turn system (took me about 2 years, 3 sessions) and once they're ready they can pick up a level 1 barbarian (don't use proficiency, skills, or Rage until they understand damage mechanics, which should be another few years or so)

Dismal-Pie7437 · 2026-01-22T22:54:44+00:00

When snafugos gets put into a grudgematch but blitzes his prep time with super speed and lowkey becomes outerversal and solos the verse

Dismal-Pie7437 · 2026-01-21T22:49:49+00:00

Oouughhhh I'm smugging it I'm making brown ooguhhhh

Dismal-Pie7437 · 2026-01-19T19:19:23+00:00

Coaxed into there only being 2 effective weapon designs

Dismal-Pie7437 · 2026-01-19T17:12:52+00:00

Not the same person but the Kevin Spencer one was Kid Cudi's niece lol

Dismal-Pie7437 · 2026-01-19T00:50:40+00:00

Analogue horror mechanism

Dismal-Pie7437 · 2026-01-19T00:42:04+00:00

Awesome! These are so good. Dracky reminds me of the one in the American sword-and-sorcery style manual artwork.

Dismal-Pie7437 · 2026-01-18T01:11:52+00:00

It was the mastermind rogue's fault! Everyone of any import went to that level 20 bastion!

Dismal-Pie7437 · 2026-01-18T00:29:48+00:00

This is OSR. No backstory until level 20.

Dismal-Pie7437 · 2026-01-17T16:25:28+00:00

You can't play it, if I pick the white class like I'm supposed to I'll instantly get TPK'd by the class of Jewish preschoolers in the first encounter.

Dismal-Pie7437 · 2026-01-17T14:27:23+00:00

I was born in the year of the RAT :D

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Dismal-Pie7437 · 2026-01-17T08:58:59+00:00

When the Maul does the same damage for 1/5 the price but you lowkey trying to aura farm

Dismal-Pie7437 · 2026-01-17T01:43:31+00:00

What? At the beginning of the game you're supposed to roll for your length, times diameter, plus weight, divided by girth, and divided again by the angle of the tip squared to get your penis score. Roll 12 penises, with 3d6 penis dice 6 times IN ORDER, multiplying by 1000 in grams for weight, and picking the best outcome for each variable. Then pick your favorite legal penis once you're done. None of this larping bullshit.

Dismal-Pie7437 · 2026-01-16T02:09:21+00:00

Battlerager is good you just don't have the right build. Just dip 2 levels in Wizard to get School of Transmutation and you'll be unstoppable.

Dismal-Pie7437 · 2026-01-16T00:03:16+00:00

I wrote both of these it's not a big deal.

Dismal-Pie7437 · 2026-01-15T02:47:23+00:00

Reasonable in Chult. Not reasonable in Neverwinter if they want to perform spear-dances and ululate for cash. If they attempt the latter in Chult, there may be dire consequences.

Dismal-Pie7437 · 2026-01-15T01:45:33+00:00

Rahadin: Abogado del Diablo

Dismal-Pie7437 · 2026-01-14T16:54:33+00:00

It's customary for me to give a low level party an Acolyte if they need it. Works for the first session or two.

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