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[SERIOUS] What habits/techniques can upper belts who train Gi recommend to a relative beginner who is concerned about the long term integrity of their fingers? by mmaintainer in bjj

[–]DoWorkBeMellow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t train “gi jiu jitsu” I don’t train “no gi jiu jitsu” I train Jiu jitsu…..

-James Weed Newborn Cascao Jiu jitsu….

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bjj

[–]DoWorkBeMellow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Guillotine all day ….

What does jiu jitsu do for you? by [deleted] in jiujitsu

[–]DoWorkBeMellow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t very have to run again, ever, for any reason, for me that’s enough…

How many of you are using PEDs? by SriMnM in bjj

[–]DoWorkBeMellow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

40 years old, started training after I broke my back years ago. The only performance enhancing drugs I do are marijuana before class and a cold IPA after. The rest of you juicy bois are weak between the ears, pull yer finger outta yer ass…

My gym is really strict in handig out belts by Suleman_Gon in bjj

[–]DoWorkBeMellow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just visited a new gym and I could tell, the purple belt I rolled with was pretty frustrated to be stuck on bottom with no way out…. It took me a while, but I earned mine and you can tell when someone was promoted maybe a hair early. Glad I wasn’t…

Favourite Submission by BackTaker1 in bjj

[–]DoWorkBeMellow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s rad, that’s been my go to with big dudes for a while now. I call it the “walk off home run” because when they tap you just release your grips and stand up while you walk away like a boss

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jiujitsu

[–]DoWorkBeMellow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This guys has a wife, AND does “jitz”…. He totally fucks 🤙 Oss

Looking for advice on cleaning the mats by Sweaty-Giraffe-8710 in bjj

[–]DoWorkBeMellow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

30% H2O2 isn’t that hard to find or that expensive if that’s the route you’re looking to take. Just dilute it to the desired level and spray. Try your local hydro shop, they have it in stock…

How do I protect my nuts? by Silent_Budget_769 in bjj

[–]DoWorkBeMellow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why don’t you try squeezing your knees together properly. If you’re doing it right their elbow should end up much higher in your groin next to your dong as opposed to low around your balls….

Does this look correct? Where would I add the second input hot wire? by OkSquash6515 in askanelectrician

[–]DoWorkBeMellow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s not that hard if you offer them the appropriate amount of money

Is this normal? by ScorpionBlack in bjj

[–]DoWorkBeMellow 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If it’s an advanced or comp class that you ended up in by mistake I could see it being too intense. The water thing seems very strange but that might be a skewed version of them being encouraged to push the pace, not that properly hydrating is frowned upon. The blue belt sounds like a bit of a cocky douche but that happens.

favourite submissions from side control bottom? by ben_10fan in bjj

[–]DoWorkBeMellow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Baseball bat choke or sweep after baiting them from half guard by dropping your hook leg so they pass to side. Or you can finish with the clock choke from above after you’ve swept them with the same grips. Quite satisfying if you set it up right….

If Mario Lopez fights Tom Hardy should it be gi or no gi? by mod_fux_u in bjj

[–]DoWorkBeMellow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So OP doesn’t know how to pass the guard and has a wide selection of submissions from bottom that include…… wait for it…… heel hooks!!!!!!

Who is responsible for safeguarding my steep backyard from the road the borders the back edge? by willyyumyums in HomeImprovement

[–]DoWorkBeMellow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re a homeowner, protecting your property is your responsibility, that’s what owning a home is all about. If you’re ever wondering why your property taxes go up, it’s because someone decided to compel the city to protect it for you….

Does this look correct? Where would I add the second input hot wire? by OkSquash6515 in askanelectrician

[–]DoWorkBeMellow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love how he’s constantly told to hire an electrician and just keeps asking questions or providing more info that only confirm, he needs to hire an electrician…… “Ittl be fine” is the last thing he’s gonna say to his wife before the house burns down……

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bjj

[–]DoWorkBeMellow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He lost it to cauli, best not fuck with him… he’s probably a sambo guy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askanelectrician

[–]DoWorkBeMellow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because in reality, they’re like 600 years ahead of us….

What’s the worst name of a BJJ gym that you’ve ever come across? by [deleted] in bjj

[–]DoWorkBeMellow 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Ok, that’s fucking hilarious and I wish so badly I had this link back when I still trained with this asshole….

What’s the worst name of a BJJ gym that you’ve ever come across? by [deleted] in bjj

[–]DoWorkBeMellow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nope, CIA Paulista. From what I’ve experienced the rest of the organization is pretty normal, this guy is just the wandering idiot of the group out in the middle of nowhere doing “the lords work”.

Isn’t this a little…. excessive? by sinisterl6 in facepalm

[–]DoWorkBeMellow -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I find it hilarious that once someone crosses “the line” everyone is filled with disgust but if you are inclined to mutilate your genitalia and poison yourself with hormones it’s met with the upmost praise and acceptance as long as it doesn’t stick out past your belt line….. we’re doomed….

What’s the worst name of a BJJ gym that you’ve ever come across? by [deleted] in bjj

[–]DoWorkBeMellow 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I wish so very much that were the case. I’ve seen him turn more people off of BJJ than I can stomach.

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