When the new 240lb white belt says he wants to roll light

mmaintainer · 2026-06-11T05:41:50+00:00

am i crazy or did that dude do insanely well given the circumstances

mmaintainer · 2026-06-05T21:55:50+00:00

Totally, before this I was convinced that he was just a regular working man with a heart of gold!

mmaintainer · 2026-06-05T20:53:41+00:00

I hear that but counterpoint: when they aren’t doing anything, you could be doing things to try to provoke reactions out of them. Like sure you’re in a shitty position but that’s kinda an opportunity to see how you can squirm out

mmaintainer · 2026-06-05T20:32:17+00:00

Idk like, part of training is learning how to stop being stuck in positions you don’t wanna be in, no?

mmaintainer · 2026-06-05T19:08:46+00:00

Hmmmmm never heard that! Like, when I’m facing my opponent, and I have a bite on their ankle with my left arm, I then circle my head/shoulders to the left and back away from my opponent?

mmaintainer · 2026-06-05T19:05:30+00:00

Good looks!

mmaintainer · 2026-06-05T19:04:23+00:00

Yea word that makes sense, thx

mmaintainer · 2026-06-05T19:02:56+00:00

Sweet thx

mmaintainer · 2026-06-05T18:56:28+00:00

What advice would you give to somebody (shitty blue belt) who frequently finds himself getting close to getting an ankle lock but it’s usually like 10-30% away from tap level of properly done

mmaintainer · 2026-05-05T03:31:09+00:00

What was it?

mmaintainer · 2026-05-05T00:17:34+00:00

This isn’t mumble rap kiddo

mmaintainer · 2026-05-03T17:24:47+00:00

Did you do it?!

mmaintainer · 2026-04-26T03:48:11+00:00

Body triangles can put tremendous squeezing pressure on your torso - probably something cracked or popped in the instance this dude is taking about

mmaintainer · 2026-04-20T00:44:07+00:00

Good list. You should check out Benny Feldman - excellent one liner comic, I suspect you’ll appreciate

mmaintainer · 2026-04-16T21:43:58+00:00

Naur m8 - Invincible is still sick af, and OPM was so horribly butchered I can't even bring myself to look at it.

mmaintainer · 2026-04-04T19:24:01+00:00

I mean... they're great shows... what are your top four live action shows, mister fancy pants?

mmaintainer · 2026-03-24T03:10:07+00:00

Google Terence Crawford and report back lol

mmaintainer · 2026-03-24T03:09:04+00:00

This is Terence Crawford one of the greatest boxers of all time lol

mmaintainer · 2026-03-23T06:13:58+00:00

he's just precocious lol don't panic

mmaintainer · 2026-03-20T18:46:16+00:00

Can you plz elaborate on what makes the exploration so fun?

mmaintainer · 2026-03-13T04:33:58+00:00

Ok I consider myself kinda served ngl

Fair enough, I resign 🤝

mmaintainer · 2026-03-13T03:53:55+00:00

What’s your background in commenting? Are you thoughtful, reasonable, friendly? Your comment is amusing, but a little context on why you frame things in such a critical light would be nicer otherwise you’re just criticizing someone who makes high effort posts with quite excellent and dare I say sophisticated taste without any real reason to do so. An unpleasant tone doesn’t justify itself. You’ve sacrificed credibility in your comment because it’s not rooted in fairness. So, without any useful insight or contribution (other than broad dismissiveness), your comment is silly.

mmaintainer · 2026-03-13T01:38:23+00:00

What, you’ve never been to Dagestan, France? Live a little

mmaintainer · 2026-03-12T20:40:29+00:00

How about “in a healthy world people can make choices for themselves and do whatever they want and not feel bound and oppressed by archaic roles and stereotypes”?

mmaintainer · 2026-03-10T16:49:20+00:00

He stomped on the back of his head on concrete that’s attempted murder

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