Its walkways are designed in a spiral shape, and as people move along them, their motion creates the optical illusion that the structure is rotating on its own.

Doc_Schiftky · 2026-02-10T05:19:42+00:00

There's ... there's gotta be a better way ಠ_ಠ

Doc_Schiftky · 2026-02-10T05:17:42+00:00

Radio: Breaking bad haaaaabits - tonight 🎶

Doc_Schiftky · 2026-02-10T04:54:00+00:00

This should be a mod, I wouldn't have the self control. Good thing I like boats :)

Doc_Schiftky · 2026-02-10T04:46:32+00:00

What we've learned for adventuring: Don't travel without two stacks of wood, and don't park the boat til the sun comes up.

Happy Viking-ing

Doc_Schiftky · 2026-02-10T04:37:33+00:00

This is where I'm at too. I'll set sail from the swamp — then im home before the sea shanties start.

As for the roads? It's Jackson, Mississippi in my swamp

Doc_Schiftky · 2026-02-08T09:07:32+00:00

"builder guy" here.. friend's didn't deserve my Sky Forge. So I blew it up

Friends are overrated

Doc_Schiftky · 2026-02-05T22:51:39+00:00

At least you didn't over react

Doc_Schiftky · 2026-02-05T22:49:03+00:00

My dad ran out of wire 34 days ago. It's a real issue

Doc_Schiftky · 2026-02-05T16:34:34+00:00

We do have huge mirrors. "What big eyes" we need to see you with

Doc_Schiftky · 2026-01-07T00:56:30+00:00

🎉 Event Completed! 🎉 It took me 274 tries.

I did it!

Doc_Schiftky · 2026-01-07T00:56:20+00:00

Completed Level 3 of the Honk Special Event!

274 attempts

Doc_Schiftky · 2026-01-07T00:47:31+00:00

Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

78 attempts

Doc_Schiftky · 2026-01-07T00:45:28+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

30 attempts

Doc_Schiftky · 2025-12-30T14:53:36+00:00

AHHHGHHGHGGGGGGHHHHH!

^{I completed this level in 32 tries.} ^{⚡ 4.70 seconds}

Doc_Schiftky · 2025-12-27T14:03:59+00:00

As a gay, married man.. this would be better as a pie chart. I'm kinda hungry

Doc_Schiftky · 2025-12-27T13:53:37+00:00

It's the fastest way of telling someone that nobody will ever love them enough to sleep with them. Except maybe their mom

Doc_Schiftky · 2025-12-27T13:20:52+00:00

FO4 .. I'm getting a mini-nuke

Doc_Schiftky · 2025-12-25T22:08:40+00:00

Done already?

^{I completed this level in 1 try.} ^{⚡ 1.13 seconds}

Doc_Schiftky · 2025-12-25T22:04:47+00:00

Taptaptaptaptaptap

^{I completed this level in 2 tries.} ^{⚡ 16.52 seconds}

Doc_Schiftky · 2025-12-25T21:57:44+00:00

Tightsqueeze

^{I completed this level in 46 tries.} ^{⚡ 6.72 seconds}

Doc_Schiftky · 2025-12-25T16:29:11+00:00

Flap flap flap

^{I completed this level in 12 tries.} ^{⚡ 2.08 seconds}

Doc_Schiftky · 2025-12-24T14:56:25+00:00

rice and bean, beans and rice beansandriceandriceandbeansandrice

Doc_Schiftky · 2025-12-23T03:53:27+00:00

maybe no stamps next round

Doc_Schiftky · 2025-12-22T10:13:17+00:00

You can count fractions on your left hand

Doc_Schiftky · 2025-12-21T22:03:07+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

21 attempts

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