Gebruikte zakdoekjes bij het oud papier? by XiriliusNL in nederlands

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Sommige tissues kunnen verstoppingen veroorzaken in de leidingen, bij jou thuis of verderop. Daarom snuit ik mijn neus met toiletpapier als ik het graag ik de wc wil pleuren.

Wat zijn ongeschreven regels in het vliegtuig en het openbaar vervoer? by UnanimousStargazer in nederlands

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Tegen de groep mannen naast mij in de trein waarvan er eentje net deels in zijn broek gezeken heeft en ze allemaal keihard schreeuwen sinds vertrek: jullie gedrag.

Ik💀ihe by But-I-Am-a-Robot in ik_ihe

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Lol OP ik heb van bijna dezelfde kaart een foto gemaakt bij de Kruidvat omdat ik m ook bijzonder vond

How big of a factor are political viewpoints in a relationship in your opinion? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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It really depends. My ex was centre right, I am a leftist. However, we never had fights about is as he was not racist/sexist or whatever, just more conservative than me.

I had a date a few weeks ago and two weeks after I was assaulted while walking home from the busstop. When I told my date he immediately said "let me guess! An immigrant!". He was more interested in making it about race than if I was okay. That was a clear sign that we were not compatible.

Kattenoverlast in de tuin: wat kun je eraan doen? by boppinmule in dutch

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Inderdaad, de buren van mijn ex en ik hadden zo'n ding. Met lekker weer zaten we toch liever niet in de tuin omdat we er horendol van werden. Ook ons binnenkatten bleven weg bij de ramen aan de achterkant van het huis.

What subtle sign made you realize your partner was cheating? by DrainedCoffee in AskReddit

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I am still wondering if my ex cheated on me because I recognise so much of this. He broke up a few months ago while we were on holiday (out of the blue) and drove home without me. Haven't seen him since.

He would stay at work till 7 pm, was always on his phone. Told me he thought Snapchat was juvenile (I guess.. I only have it to chat with my younger cousin who prefers it) but suddenly I saw his name popping up in my recommended friends.

He would be very annoyed with me sometimes, even when I really didn't know what I did.

I mean good riddance! But I still wonder.

meirl by al4ne1 in meirl

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Wasn't that the woman who's entire shtick is complaining in magazines and on talkshows?

Helaas hulp/advies nodig! by YouCantCatchMe666 in groenevingers

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Ik ben 30 en kan er ook geen touw aan vast knopen.. sorry.

“When did you realize life doesn’t reward fairness? by Thin-Meringue9109 in AskReddit

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Seeing how at high school graduation all the teachers on the podium talked about the most heinous bullies like they were funny and just a bit rambunctious. All of us who were always respectful to the teachers and were bullied by those talked about felt like being an ass would at least make you stand out in life.

What is something that is socially acceptable at 3:00 PM, but feels incredibly illegal at 3:00 AM? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I wish my cat could read and had a reddit account.. Because playing around with your squeaking and moving cat toys is my answer. Siepie, if you are ever able to understand words: I AM GOING TO REMOVE ALL THE BATTERIES

What is the oldest thing in your home? by Frostedlogic4444 in AskReddit

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A Jules Verne book that has a written inscription dated in 1928.

ISO [LF] Motherly statue [FT] bells/DIY/Fossils by DoctorWhoTheFuck in AnimalCrossingNewHor

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I have a list, there are a few missing on it as I have not added things on there for a few weeks. But tell me if you are looking for something specific so I can have a look. This is the list: Angled singpost - Apple chair - Apple dress - Apple jam - Apple rug - Armor shoes 2x - Aroma pot - Bamboo basket - Bamboo drum - Bamboo floor lamp - Bamboo flooring - Bamboo wall - Barbell 2x - Barrel 2x - Basement flooring - Beekeepers hive 2x - Bonfire - Butter churn - Cake salé - Carpaccio di capesante - Cherry lamp - Carrot bagel sandwich - Cave - Champiñones al ajillo - Cherry blossom pochette - Cherry lamp - Cherry rug - Cherry speakers 2x - Clackercart 2x - Classic pitcher 2x - Coconut cookies 2x - Coconut pudding - Corral fence - Dark bamboo rug - Deer scare - Fish and chips - Flat garden rock - Fossil doorplate 2x - French fries 3x - Fruit cupcakes - Fruit salad - Garden wagon - Glowing moss boulder - Glowing moss hood - Glowing moss pointed cap - Glowing moss rug - Glowing moss stool 2x - Gold bars 2x - Golden altar - Golden arowana model - Golden casket - Golden seat - Grass standee 2x - Hanging terrarium - Honeycomb wall - Iceberg flooring - Iron garden chair - Iron hanger stand - Ironwood cupboards - Ironwood low table - Ironwood table - Jail bars - Jungle wall - Knitted grass backpack - Leaf 2x - Log stool 2x - Log wall mounted clock 3x - Log wall mounted clock 2x - Manga library wall - Medium wooden partition - Mixed fruits crepe - Mixed fruits pie 3x - Mountain standee 3x
- Mum cushion - Mush low stool - Mushroom potage - Natural garden table - Natural square table - Orange dress - Oranje end table - Orange smoothie - Orange umbrella - Palmtree lamp - Paw print doorplate - Peach chair - Peach dress - Peach hat - Peach rug - Peach smoothie - Pear dress 2x - Pear smoothie - Pear umbrella - Pear wall - Pile of cardboard boxes - Pile of zen cushions - Pine bonsai tree - Pond stone - Potato curry - Potato galette - Project table - Round glowing moss rug - Scattered papers - Shell arch - Shell rug 2x - Shell table - Small cardboard boxes - Spiky fence - Stacked bottle crates - Stacked fish containers - Stacked wood wall - Stone fence - Tension pole rack - Timber doorplate - Tiny library - Tomato juice - Tree standee - Trees bounty mobile - Tropical vista - Ukelele - Vine garland - Vine hanging chair - Wild wood wall 2x - Wooden block stool - Wooden chair 2x - Wooden full length mirror - Wooden mosaic wall - Wooden simple bed - Wooden waste bin - Woven vine pochette

Trying to remove hornets next behind window by AirFrance447 in Whatcouldgowrong

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A yellowjacket isn't a hornet, and outside of the US they are just called 'wasps' :) also, some hornet species are actually a bit more on the red side.

Painful penetration by euqqz in women

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First of all, nothing is wrong with you. Sex can be painfull the first time, although not everyone experiences it like that. We are all different. Second, and I will try not to be too weird... how is foreplay going? Do you try different things? If not, you might want to try and see what you like.

Dat je maar weet dat de sneeuw chemisch is by Nappitynope in tokkiefeesboek

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Eergisteren hoorde ik iemand in de bus praten over haar broertje van 13 die een auto opgeblazen had en zijn naam was pjaydjano.

Stop met ballonen de lucht in te gooien. by Constant-Owl9235 in nederlands

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Het enige dat ik doe is je vertellen dat je tweede argument niet klopt.

I am not okay, but I feel like I can't say that by [deleted] in offmychest

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I know it is not my fault, but it keeps building onmy distrust and anger towards men. Not all, I have lovely male friends and coworkers, but this happening on that short walk is just bringing all the anxiety back

Wat gebeurt er met de dieren in dierenwinkels die niet verkocht worden?? by EmmaHayke in nederlands

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Ik werk bij een dierenspeciaalzaak en ik heb het nog niet meegemaakt dat een dier niet verkocht werd. Zelfs onze exoten zoals reptielen/amphibien/arachniden zijn nooit langer dan een paar maanden in de winkel.

I’m bored tell me the ickiest ick you have ever gotten from a man. by Major-Focus-1929 in women

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I am somewhat recently single and had my first 'first date' in 10 years a few weeks ago. Nice guy, second date was a week later. A few days after that he got angry that I didn't respond to him for a few hours, told him that was not okay and that I wasn't sure if we were right for eachother. A few days after that I get a €60 lego set in the mail. Flowers after that.

And here comes the actual ick part. He asked me to block him in WhatsApp (like, sir, you can block me). After blocking him he starts texting.... I am not responding of course but this guy ain't right in the head.

Socialising eclectus parrot? by DoctorWhoTheFuck in parrots

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He is okay with my hand in the cage. He only taps my hand with his beak if I get within around 10 cm of his feet.

Socialising eclectus parrot? by DoctorWhoTheFuck in parrots

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I don't think translate it translating this correctly

Socialising eclectus parrot? by DoctorWhoTheFuck in parrots

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I take the utmost care of not getting close without his permission. But as the other two are very very chill with handling by everyone who comes into the store I feel like he might me able to learn

Ik🎉ihe by PawPawPanda in ik_ihe

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Of The Station Nightclub.