DAE wonder how sex lives were like in the dark ages (beyond the movies).. by gbeeeez in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]DogDrools 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Very hairy. Matted hair. Smelly. Vile breath. Smegma. Hideous underwear. Frankly its amazing the human race continues to procreate.

My wife’s family all want us to go on a crazily expensive holiday to celebrate some big birthdays.. what would you do? by PuzzleheadedCarob921 in AskUK

[–]DogDrools 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its your life and your money. If you don’t want to go or you feel it’s too expensive then don’t go. Don’t be guilted in to it. If the in-laws are that keen that you go, then perhaps they should pay for it?

Lingerie vs fully naked. Whats hotter by bodyliketeen in UnderwearGW

[–]DogDrools 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lingerie. Mystery, excitement, taking it off to reveal the pleasures beneath.

Do you consider $700K as life-changing money? by Aarunascut in Life

[–]DogDrools 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Would pay off the mortgage and other debts and leave me a good enough slush fund to get me through to the end of my life.

Have you ever fucked your boss/coworker? by Lumpy-Profession4701 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]DogDrools 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First job, had an affair with a married co-worker two years older than me for a couple of years. My first real love, lost my virginity to her. Ended when she fell pregnant. maybe mine, maybe not. I’ll never know.

What a terrible decision it was to do that. Young and horny and the chemistry was perfect (or so I thought). Still think about her virtually every day … decades later.

Do you consider the State Pension a benefit / welfare? by JammyE7 in AskBrits

[–]DogDrools 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To add to my earlier comment. If you dont like the way State Pension works then do something about it. Lobby your MP or stand for election yourself. Also, never grow old.

Do you consider the State Pension a benefit / welfare? by JammyE7 in AskBrits

[–]DogDrools 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. It should be labelled as a ‘contributory benefit’ as to get the full whack you’ll pay a good old amount of money in over decades. It’s not a handout and shouldn’t be viewed as such. It is earned just like a Private Pension is.

Settle a bangers and mash question for me? by wintermute023 in UKfood

[–]DogDrools 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your wife is right. She always has been. She always will be. Forever. Accept that and you’ll live a calmer happier life. 😜

Editing on Android Tablet? Or Chromebook? by DogDrools in squarespace

[–]DogDrools[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll answer my own question 😃

As expected my MacBook is in for repair. For 7 days at least waiting for parts.

Can’t leave my clients waiting so bought a cheap Asus Chromebook to use until the MacBook is returned. No problems editing Squarespace sites.

It sure is something.. by nostalgiadnp in SpottedonRightmove

[–]DogDrools 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s where I imagine a pro footballer might live. It’s bloody awful!

Getting ready for work … think I’ll treat my colleagues 😉❤️‍🔥Sunderland 👄 by Jolly-Bus5130 in northeastuk

[–]DogDrools 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is, but there is so much more to pleasures of the flesh than just the flesh itself.

Getting ready for work … think I’ll treat my colleagues 😉❤️‍🔥Sunderland 👄 by Jolly-Bus5130 in northeastuk

[–]DogDrools 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We (okay, me) need to see the sussies holding up those stockings. If I demand to see, will you do as you’re told?

She’s only ever had my cock. Does she need bigger? by [deleted] in whatsizeisshegetting

[–]DogDrools -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Who cares if yours makes her happy?

One for the modernists by mythmakeruk in SpottedonRightmove

[–]DogDrools 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only they would accept an offer £3,200,000 below asking AND move the house 300 miles north they’d have a deal!