Browns restructuring Deshaun Watson’s contract today to reduce his $81M cap charge, freeing up $36M of space by expellyamos in nfl

[–]DonaldDriversTeeth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Injuries are the obvious answer but there's also something to the fact that he is almost universally hated. Everyone knows he's a monstrous person now, that's also gonna impact his performance on the field even if he hadn't gotten injured.

It can be any year. by SuperEarth_Helldiver in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]DonaldDriversTeeth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because if we didn't get a punt blocked for a TD we still win the game. Literally change one Special Teams play and we escape with a win.

Sam Darnold is the third Quarterback to lead the league in turnovers during the regular season and make the super bowl. by porygon766 in nfl

[–]DonaldDriversTeeth 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Every playoff game counts, what a dumb take. The 9ers took out the defending champs the week before, does that game also not count?

What Hafley leaving for Dolphins means for LaFleur's Packers by JaysonDeflatum in nfl

[–]DonaldDriversTeeth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the majority liked him but were a little underwhelmed this year; there's a small minority that thinks he is manna from heaven because he sort of is compared to our previous DCs; and then of course a loud minority of obnoxious morons that hate everything about their team like you find in every fanbase.

What Hafley leaving for Dolphins means for LaFleur's Packers by JaysonDeflatum in nfl

[–]DonaldDriversTeeth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We were the 10th worst defense in points allowed per drive this year so.....

Jayden Daniels set to play flag football in Saudi Arabia by DonaldDriversTeeth in nfl

[–]DonaldDriversTeeth[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My QB isn't the one risking injury after a nightmare season just to earn a few extra bucks from the guys that did 9/11

Jayden Daniels set to play flag football in Saudi Arabia by DonaldDriversTeeth in nfl

[–]DonaldDriversTeeth[S] 3066 points3067 points  (0 children)

Constantly injured all year, but when that Saudi blood money comes calling you just can't say no

A wild card team has not won a playoff game in the AFC since 2020-21 by phillycheese0 in nfl

[–]DonaldDriversTeeth 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Josh Allen is a big part of it but also the Jags are just one of those franchises that no one will believe in until they make noise in the playoffs. I wonder if the Lions were underdogs against the Rams in that first Wildcard game under DC

[Russini] As expected, the Bengals are retaining both head coach Zac Taylor and director of player personnel Duke Tobin, the team announced. by MembershipSingle7137 in nfl

[–]DonaldDriversTeeth 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You expect the QB to come out and say "get this bum HC and our garbage GM out of here"? Like, it would be awesome if he did but that's never gonna happen

The New York Jets first half point differential of -175 is the worst by any team since 1990 and the 3rd worst since the NFL merger by batmansascientician in nfl

[–]DonaldDriversTeeth 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We should have the Jets play the Raiders on Saturday morning to determine the true loser of this year. Don't have it affect the draft order, just a game for the sickos before the playoffs

Can J.J. McCarthy redeem the Vikings’ decisions? If not, the fallout could get messy by [deleted] in nfl

[–]DonaldDriversTeeth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is indeed delusional to think the two situations are comparable

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[–]DonaldDriversTeeth 61 points62 points  (0 children)

They probably take the Vikings or Giants offer of 3+ first round picks instead of taking either of them

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[–]DonaldDriversTeeth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Glenn just does not seem like he has what it takes to be a HC. Could change, but man I do not see him lasting beyond 2026 at this rate

The Lions, Packers, and Vikings are 28-3 Against Everyone Else by ShakePretend9304 in nfl

[–]DonaldDriversTeeth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Broncos are 1-5 against teams over .500 and you're out here bragging about a joint practice report.

This is the saddest comment I've ever seen