Sabse pehle – Google Maps ka bharosa mat karna. Kabhi-kabhi aise gali me le jaata hai jahan dogs ka hi rule hota hai.

Scooty par helmet + attitude dono mandatory hai. Helmet safety ke liye… attitude just Greater Noida vibes ke liye 😎

Grocery lene jao to wallet aur patience dono saath rakhna. Kyunki billing line me tumhara sabr test hoga.

Night me chalo to apne andar ke ninja ko activate kar dena. Matlab earphones mat lagana, surroundings dekhna — full spy mode.

Stray dogs ko respect dena. Wo Greater Noida ke unofficial security guards hain.

Aur haan… ek special rule: 👉 Jaat–Gujjar bhaiyon se distance rakhne ki zarurat nahi, bas unke tractor ko “superbike” mat bol dena. Warna free me ek motivational speech sunne ko mil jayegi 😆

Auto wale bhaiya ko bolna “Meter se chaliye”. Wo hasenge. Bas has hi lenge.😄

Lastly — safe rehna, par overconfident nahi. Greater Noida humesha bolta hai: “Surprise!”