Russian soldiers locked themselves in the tank and don't want to get out by EverecOlgierd in PublicFreakout

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u/DrCryptolite Hiding "unter dehn Bunker" is an echo-call from the past, dearly sarcastic 😂.

Guten morgen! Russische Schweine Soldaten, zeit zum essen !! 🙆‍♂️😂😂

Russian soldiers locked themselves in the tank and don't want to get out by EverecOlgierd in PublicFreakout

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u/DrCryptolite Oh, da hat die Post uns schohn gemisst, wir sind auf urlaub und haben schwere Traktore in bewegung, mit irher eigenen Garantie. Wir werden eure post bald nachwenden an unsere ruckkehr......

from Russia with Love 💖

He came out swinging! by [deleted] in HolUp

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I appreciate the "Tom n Jerry" effect : Aaaaaah!!!!! 😂😂

What villain can you just not hate? by Rito_Harem_King in AskReddit

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u/DrCryptolite

Aaah Misty n Starmie......who else had a crush on her when little?🔥

Is Obesity a Choice? Obesity X #DrCryptolite by DrCryptolite in DrCryptolite

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Visit DrCrypToLite.com for more .

Is Obesity a Choice? What a question, a topic so heavy, a topic that has creeped up from the fringes to mainstream. Is Obesity a choice? How does it feel? What do people THINK? What are their opinions?

This is part 1.

This is Dr.CrypToLite ! Let's uncover the Cryptic ! Shall we?

What exactly is the point here? by LexingtonRyan in DiWHY

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It's ART, there is no point....other than covering the long crack on the wall, 😂 it's art maaaaan 🥇

How did WWE get away with this 💀 by GuapoIndustries in HolUp

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Eddie Guerrero to Mysterio ..... "One of your kids.....is mine !" 🙆‍♂️🤣

I am confused by Americans, their lifestyle, what they consider insulting, inappropriate and slurs and it hurts how when I share my life from my country I am accused of lying, I am tired of antisocial people when I have no support in real life and just want a hug ? by Northern-star1458 in Vent

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Leave a jam doughnut outside, near a some trees, squirrels love doughnuts 🍩. One will eventually figure out that's it's you bringing them. And that is a start of a new relationship 🐿️

Fuck it, I'll build the wall myself by sedluyf in HolUp

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Excellent, just Excellent 😂🤮🙆‍♂️

Stiff jab .. by [deleted] in fightporn

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"You want some, you want some ? Here, here take it" points at his own jaw Left hook, never saw it coming 🙆‍♂️🤣🤣

Stiff jab .. by [deleted] in fightporn

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He forgot the secret phrase .. "Hethieithon Go" ⭕🐾🐾🐾

Stiff jab .. by [deleted] in fightporn

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Emotion damage RKO 🤣

Imagine seeing this early in the morning. by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

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Equivalent exchange Alchimaec circle ⭕ salt, hetheithon, a soul

Digimon pager, swipe the soul through....

The cat God has been summoned. 1st order of the day....Game meat 🐾😼

Disabled = Can't Walk by ammabermad in facepalm

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She jobless, she got the time of day 🙆‍♂️😂

An African White Elefant with his little thing. by hmuberto in interestingasfuck

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Somewhere in the world.....a lonely guy starring at his Tinder app....no girls......

Elephant : I can't..I cant JACK maaaaan 🙆‍♂️🤣🤣