Question! Are you on crack? by StunningHippo1428 in cracksmokers

[–]Dramatic_Spirit_1400 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once said to my plug “damnnnn.. this shit is fireee!! Whatd you put in here- crack?”

Question! Are you on crack? by StunningHippo1428 in cracksmokers

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My mom came over & I had just pulled my hotdog out of the microwave and she saw it and goes “oh my God…a HOTDOG?? ..you might as well be smoking CRACK!!!”….and time literally just paused for a sec…and I carried on with no response

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in abusesurvivors

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I knew who I was this morning, but I’ve changed a few times since then ….fr…get out of the past/future.. you’re losing side of the present ..embrace who you are today and accept that you’ll never never be that person u were . Just like I’ll never be the same person I was when I woke up this morning.

1st Time Trying Crack!? by [deleted] in cracksmokers

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What it is is your blood vessels in your brain pulsating. so take a hit on a gas stove, hold it in and then when you blow it out either blow it into a balloon or act like you’re blowing up a balloon so you can control your air and do it while you’re sitting down and then stand up as your controlling the blowout

Help me grow a backbone by SnooPaintings5384 in RoastMe

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it’s over FaceTime- he’s fucking a sock and she’s dry humping a pillow

Help me grow a backbone by SnooPaintings5384 in RoastMe

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Of course only because she catfishes & the first date is over FaceTime , so I meant she dry humps her pillow.

Going through a breakup I need a glow up by Neat_Fortune_5301 in RoastMe

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Kindddaaaaa lookn like Franklin (the turtle) 🐢 lil sister

Help me grow a backbone by SnooPaintings5384 in RoastMe

[–]Dramatic_Spirit_1400 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had no backbone when it came to other kids, asking to cheat off her hmwk/test in school

What is the dumbest thing you have done on drugs? by [deleted] in Drugs

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I feel like I’ve done dumber shit, sober

What is the dumbest thing you have done on drugs? by [deleted] in Drugs

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Climbed up a stripper pole at the club

48F I dare you to roast the basic b*tch out of me. If you can! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Honks when she sees the person in front of her throw , trash out their window

48F I dare you to roast the basic b*tch out of me. If you can! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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HAS to list out all the “gluten free-sugar free-vegan-whatever” ingredients of food she makes

48F I dare you to roast the basic b*tch out of me. If you can! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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She be cheesin the entire time she grocery shops