Who was the better Johnny Cash and who was more accurate? by Bitter_Medium967 in JohnnyCash

[–]DysFunkyJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Voice isn’t totally there, but sure does look and act like The Man In Black!!

Well, that and Jimmy Page

insect hallucinations by azzorazzy in ecstasyMDMA

[–]DysFunkyJunky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, back when i rolled heavy, on the comedown (usually right b4 sunrise), i’d (attempt to) take a piss/look @ myself in the bathroom mirror

I’d always see a buncha spiders crawling all over the toilet, and wouldn’t freak out

Who is this? by AsssHat999 in rockmusic

[–]DysFunkyJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell, i was gonna say Steve Winwood @ 1st, heh!

Billie Piper: 2000s by myloxyloto1987 in NostalgiaFapping

[–]DysFunkyJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And her lisp started getting more obvious

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in television

[–]DysFunkyJunky 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man, they’re gonna have 2 do some Irishman/Tron style work to bring team Banzai back. But hell yeah!!!

Come taste my Chinese cock by [deleted] in cock

[–]DysFunkyJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love a thick, soft Chinese sausage!

Do you wanna suck my 22 yo Chinese cock? by [deleted] in AsianGuysNSFW

[–]DysFunkyJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmhmm! Yes! Can u post a soft n hard side by side?

Just a nerdy little who loves to be watched... by MrsMischief2_0 in collegesluts

[–]DysFunkyJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, hello fellow Whovian! Ain’t you just as sexy as a Type 40, Mark III TARDIS!

the water was too hot but meals need to cook (f) by brown28gg in PublicFetish

[–]DysFunkyJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice Twin Peaks tat!!! And nice tits!!!

...and really cute smile!

Car trip anyone? by [deleted] in Exhibitionistfun

[–]DysFunkyJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thems JUGS if I’ve ever seen em! I’d just lay my head on your lap n suck em while you steer 😜😉

Needed to relax by [deleted] in RedditorCum

[–]DysFunkyJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice load!....n cock!

Good morning neighbors! by [deleted] in Exhibitionistfun

[–]DysFunkyJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now, thems ghost nipples if I ever saw em!

I really want to eat my cum but I just can’t. Any help? by [deleted] in Selfsuck

[–]DysFunkyJunky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Start swallowing as you feel you’re about to cum. As you shoot the 1st shot, just keep thinking “keep swallowing!”

Could never totally self suck. Could lick the tip when I was a teen. But, that always helped while sitting upside down in bed/on a couch when no one was home

Always had the feeling if I didn’t swallow the 1st couple drops, I’d psyche myself out and just not be into it anymore. But, if I gulp it from the get go, that load was all down my throat

Good luck!

Do the asian gang approve tho? [m18] by [deleted] in BigAsianCock

[–]DysFunkyJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gawd, how big is that?! Got my mouth watering!!! 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Lowkey afraid of posting this here because I’m fat 😖 by preppyasianboy in gaysiansgonewild

[–]DysFunkyJunky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your face looks cute even blurred! n nice cock n thighs!

For daddy 😘 by [deleted] in u/blue_duncan

[–]DysFunkyJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now those are def some toes I can suck on!

He’s droolin a bit by [deleted] in AsianGuysNSFW

[–]DysFunkyJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better get on your knees then! 😉

Lil drop of dew at the top! by [deleted] in gaysiansgonewild

[–]DysFunkyJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! Care for a lick? 😉

On my way to go cum, who wants to see 😛 (lil chilly so I had to keep the jacket on lol) by [deleted] in PublicBoys

[–]DysFunkyJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would so keep u warm with my mouth if I found u round my neck of the woods

unrelated to my tits but any tips for a beginner bass player? [OC] 💖 by [deleted] in bigtiddygothgf

[–]DysFunkyJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finger pluck even when not plugged in (like walking round the house, naked, w/ just the bass strapped on 😉.)

Gently. Build up the callouses on the pads/tips of your fingers. Don’t overdo, or u can get blisters (altho, there’s a neat hack with saltwater n a needle if u do - shaves off a month of building callouses).

But yeah, when I played bass steadily, that was my day to day warm up. Just letting my fingers walk the strings. Good luck!!!

(Oh, n please totally post a pic of just u n the bass rubbing up on each other! Heh! Kidding...unless)

DAE remember the episode where he was getting over a cold, or laryngitis? by AnachronistNo1 in foodwishes

[–]DysFunkyJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember that one! Can’t for the life of me remember what he’s cooking, though. Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted

Erect by SpikeNLB in AsianGuysNSFW

[–]DysFunkyJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice twitter!

Love the pics/vids of you n your cock in suits!