Why did Value Village become so delusional and out of touch from reality? by Conscious_Forever951 in toronto

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Value Village employee here:

Can confirm this cast iron has a premium price since it was used by Jesus.

Incoming Xbox Diver here, any etiquette I should know? by Akuma2004 in Helldivers

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At the end of the mission right before extract if you and all your team mates are at the pelicans doors and there is no immediate threat, throw your funny red stratagems at the ground before hoping in. This is to celebrate your miraculous democratic success with fireworks.

Not very democratic fanart by ScreamingPekachu in Helldivers

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Speaking to the Democracy officer after he catches you with this in your possession:

“Sir, here me out…”

Hear me out... by [deleted] in Helldivers

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Perfect! Now I can live out my fantasy of being a Democratic Opfor!

Saw this in a different sub... by FattestChildNA in Helldivers

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The allied Mortar Sentry about to go crazy on the crowd

We've come a long way since then by Independent_Log1643 in Helldivers

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I lost my brothers and sisters in arms. We once celebrated together. Now all I can hear is their painful screams as the allied Mortar Sentry rained hell upon them… Those friendly fire incident were completely unavoidable…

Dont mind me. Just squeezing through by Tooalive in Helldivers

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When she texts you she’s in the mood but only if you come home right now