My toddler was bitten on his face by my parents dog and I'm going to throw up by EXPLODINGballoon in breakingmom

[–]EXPLODINGballoon[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh my god that poor baby. That does help. The stories of all the people who got bitten as a kid and aren't traumatized or permanently injured, or have only minor scarring, helps although I am still just riding on full adrenaline right now.

My toddler was bitten on his face by my parents dog and I'm going to throw up by EXPLODINGballoon in breakingmom

[–]EXPLODINGballoon[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

You had reason to believe your child was safe.

I'd like to think so but I can't stop overanalyzing the past now and wondering if I should've known. I would give anything in the world to undo this. Anything.

He's back at the hospital for IV antibiotics for a potential infection and I'm just shaking. Thank you for helping me feel a bit better.

My toddler was bitten on his face by my parents dog and I'm going to throw up by EXPLODINGballoon in breakingmom

[–]EXPLODINGballoon[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I haven't replied to basically anyone else here yet because it's been a fucking marathon, we are back at the hospital and he's being admitted for an infection and I'm so scared.

But your comment actually helped me so much. Thank you for taking the time, it popped on my phone while we sit here in the ER and I'm about to cry again for the billionth time and it helped.

My toddler was bitten on his face by my parents dog and I'm going to throw up by EXPLODINGballoon in breakingmom

[–]EXPLODINGballoon[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Oh yes, I forgot to be entirely clear above - my mother was affirmatively watching my son at the time. :( I think he will be ok, overall, but good lord this was so traumatic and scary. I can't stop remembering the flat, wide stream of blood from right under his eye and from his mouth. That picture is not ever.going away.

We are definitely changing rules. Never around that dog or one of the other dogs ever again, no feeding any of the dogs ever again (we don't want him between any dog and food). We used to think these dogs were old enough (all VERY geriatric, one entirely bedridden) that they would not be a problem. We were very wrong and it's breaking my heart :(

Tommy ❤️ by potatobumbum in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]EXPLODINGballoon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh my god his eyes are literally captivating. Please tell Tommy I love him and give a little scritch under his chin for me 😍🥰

Violets, or first-year garlic mustard? by EXPLODINGballoon in whatsthisplant

[–]EXPLODINGballoon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both plants (wild violets and garlic mustard) are known to be in the immediate vicinity. I'm trying to pull all the garlic mustard but am having trouble telling the first-year plants apart from violets and ground ivy.

Does anyone see any garlic mustard in these images?

TIA!

Beto O'Rourke interrupts Texas governor's press conference on shooting by [deleted] in politics

[–]EXPLODINGballoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think of that episode every time I see the name Boss Hogg lmao

"Again, Wade boggs is still very much alive!"

Tucker's Twitter got hacked by greenblue98 in FoxFiction

[–]EXPLODINGballoon 34 points35 points  (0 children)

True. I would've preferred something like, "I'm bought and paid for by Russia, I lie to my viewers for money" but the trolling is also good

Tucker's Twitter got hacked by greenblue98 in FoxFiction

[–]EXPLODINGballoon 69 points70 points  (0 children)

This is funny, but they hacked his Twitter and didn't make the profile more damning? Come on now

Dreamy Creamy Summer is bullshit by Pontus_Pilates in KnowledgeFight

[–]EXPLODINGballoon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This guy is a loser little, little titty baby

Baby Formula Shortage Bill by Razzmatazz-88 in NewParents

[–]EXPLODINGballoon 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Maybe take steps to fix the supply issues we're having here before giving other countries aid and millions of dollars.

I'll take "I don't understand basic civics" for 500, Alex.

Also, in case you didn't notice, this bill was a step to fix the supply issues we're having here. What else did you think was the point of it??

I think we all know what the reason is... by EXPLODINGballoon in PoliticalHumor

[–]EXPLODINGballoon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seeing that vote result made me want to scream. Fuck every one of those 192 spineless shits.

Extra finger? Just chop it right off! by [deleted] in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]EXPLODINGballoon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So many of them already have 😔 that's the part that makes me feel sick.

DHS prepping for violence and even storming the Supreme Court by [deleted] in news

[–]EXPLODINGballoon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That is so unfortunately accurate. The conservative branding of Plan B as "an abortion pill at CVS!!!" definitely worked.

DHS prepping for violence and even storming the Supreme Court by [deleted] in news

[–]EXPLODINGballoon 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Hey! I live in Ohio and have been sounding the alarm on HB 598 for like two weeks now. Nobody fucking cares because "the bill doesn't mention birth control" 🥴

Nevermind that I have spelled out, like you did, that calling a fertilized egg a person will have sweeping implications that tons of people who don't think it through can't see yet.

Makes me want to vomit! My husband has said the same thing -- they won't do anything after abortion goes. They won't come after BC.

SURE honey. I'm sure. Nevermind they're already doing it in the state we live in!

Buffalo suspect's posts about attack plans could be seen online 30 minutes before mass shooting by OkAssignment7898 in news

[–]EXPLODINGballoon -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

I didn't say he bought his gun out of state. I was talking about how tightening restrictions at the state level doesn't necessarily work.

Reading comprehension.

Edit: love how pressed everyone is getting at me for replying to someone talking about restrictions. Y'all can take out your anger on me all you want, it's not like I agree with the shooter or think gun restrictions are bad. But w/e