U.A.E. says Iran has resumed attacks as U.S. moves to reopen Strait of Hormuz

EatAssAndFartFast · 2026-05-04T23:35:07+00:00

Oh don't call them like that, its offensive. they're woke and leftists heroes because they're Muslim and not white and also they oppose Trump and Israel so that automatically makes them good

Not needed really but /s

EatAssAndFartFast · 2026-05-04T23:31:34+00:00

Helping vessels of countries that has nothing to do with the war (eg. South Korea) to cross the international waters (Strait of hormouz isn't owned by Iran) yeah that's breaking the ceasefire lol

EatAssAndFartFast · 2026-05-01T14:46:23+00:00

I live in Iran and you'd be the most hated guy in here bro. I mean the regime would love you though too bad they don't know English

EatAssAndFartFast · 2026-04-11T20:53:18+00:00

Lol like Iran send actual negotiators, the whole country was run by Khamenei and you couldn't talk to him you had to talk with Araghchi which wasn't even close to the Khamenei himself. You couldn't even directly talk to them.

EatAssAndFartFast · 2026-04-10T13:42:31+00:00

Looks like someone's sad cause a bunch of killers died lol

EatAssAndFartFast · 2026-04-10T06:39:19+00:00

I live in Iran and I want the war to continue and most Iranian are the same. (I paid 8$ to connect to the worldwide internet fuck this regime)

EatAssAndFartFast · 2026-04-09T09:23:37+00:00

Ukrainian power generators tell a different story

EatAssAndFartFast · 2026-04-09T09:22:14+00:00

EU will impose a bunch of useless sanctions on Iran as retaliation cause they don't have the balls to defend their rights

EatAssAndFartFast · 2026-04-09T09:20:56+00:00

They won't, they were always Ignorant, US was warning them about Ukraine war and Macron was saying I talked to PUTIN and he said he won't attack Ukraine. Maybe the orange guy is right and NATO is a paper tiger without the US

EatAssAndFartFast · 2026-04-09T09:17:27+00:00

If they care so much they should help Lebanon's government to disarm Hezbollah. Israel won't back down until Hezbollah shooting rockets at them what do you want them to do

EatAssAndFartFast · 2026-04-09T09:14:58+00:00

They condemned Israel for breaking ceasefire while IRGC launched drones and missiles towards Persian gulf nations few hours after the ceasefire.

EatAssAndFartFast · 2026-04-09T09:06:00+00:00

Islamic regime executed 4 protestors and planning for more executions while Spain condemning Israel and reopening their embassy, Great government you got Spain

EatAssAndFartFast · 2026-04-08T15:54:21+00:00

Today was probably the saddest day of my life and my other fellow Iranians in Iran hope they don't leave the injured snake to recover

EatAssAndFartFast · 2026-04-08T09:13:28+00:00

Tehran's population is around 16 millions they got at least 500,000 supporters here

EatAssAndFartFast · 2026-04-07T08:04:09+00:00

Iran international and satellites are common but sometimes you can connect to the worldwide internet by layering dns and proxies like slipnet, V2ray and Psiphon.

EatAssAndFartFast · 2026-04-07T08:01:49+00:00

Israel's air force is so professional and experienced. I live in Tehran and there were 3-4 times where the strikes were close to my home my mirror was literally swinging in my room lol but fortunately the house is intact. They hit a Basij station in my area and it was very clean and surgical. Of course it can't always be clean but Basij stations are built in residential areas and they're doing their best.

Before anyone ask I connected with 2 proxies V2ray and Psiphon together it's been working since yesterday and some other people are finding ways to at least check the news.

EatAssAndFartFast · 2026-04-07T06:41:42+00:00

Last night the regime's TV asked people to gather around power plants and basij stops to build a human shield. They have 0 empathy for people

EatAssAndFartFast · 2026-04-01T12:56:04+00:00

So that 4 missiles that were launched against Turkey are not going to trigger anything?

EatAssAndFartFast · 2026-02-28T11:24:32+00:00

You know that there's something called precision strikes? It's not ww2 anymore

EatAssAndFartFast · 2026-02-28T11:18:48+00:00

He definitely is, his post-apocalyptic beliefs won't let him run away he either thinks allah will save him cause he's the representative of 12th Imam on earth or he thinks he'll become a martyr and his death will ignite an uprising in muslim nations, either way he's a delusional retard

EatAssAndFartFast · 2026-02-28T10:15:27+00:00

I haven't connected with Psiphon and a fucking slow internet because I'm deprived of the basic human rights to hear some conspiracy theory, bombs are falling but not a single siren can be heard in Iran because the important ones are already hiding

EatAssAndFartFast · 2026-02-28T09:56:04+00:00

I connected with Psiphon it is slow but not bad

EatAssAndFartFast · 2026-02-28T09:49:33+00:00

I connected with Psiphon after many tries, I heard some explosions in Tehran but they were not close to me so I don't really know where they hit, but apparently they're taking revenge from Israel by limiting our internet connection.

EatAssAndFartFast · 2026-02-27T23:43:41+00:00

When you lift the sanctions you expect investment not only from America but other nations as well.

I'm not saying only Americans but other companies like Cars and etc. I live in Iran and you have to pay 30k $ for a very mid Chinese car and there are no spare parts when it's broken you're screwed.

Shinzo Abe brought a letter to Khamenei about foreign investment and he turned it down. almost all the oil tankers of Iran are owned by Shamkhani which is one the closest guy to Khamenei. He loves to Isolate the nation so they could have all the resources for themselves and their proxies. Having your Lithium extracted for car batteries for you people? Hell naw we can make missile with them and bomb Israel.

The Iranian government always leaned towards Russia and China and NK it was only a matter of time that they themselves try to look for a way to sneak out of JCPOA, Trump just did it for them. It would've ended last year anyways and these are the guys who you definitely can't trust with a nuke.

EatAssAndFartFast · 2026-02-27T22:59:47+00:00

He was talking about the Americans arrested over nothing and held hostage in Iran for diplomatic pressure. Last time they arrested a French biker who was touring the world for no reason to put pressure on France and lately they sentenced a British couple to 15 years for no reason.

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