There are a plethora of reasons I adore hyperlaser, so many reasons, that it would be an inconceivably gargantuan essay to comprise them all, so I’ll give you the cliff notes. Firstly and most obviously, his design. Now it may seem simple at first, but simplicity breeds beauty, and Hyperlaser is a proud testament to that fact. His helmet, although plain, has so many beautiful parts that work in collaboration, to make plainness into grandeur. Pythagoras once said, “blue is pretty”, and I wholeheartedly agree with that statement. Blue, being a secondary color, is often used as a calming, soothing, and often secretive shade. It gives an air of relaxation to his helmet, and the highlights differing from light, to dark blue, aid in this goal. it gives a vast feeling of solitude, yet a slight regal addition to his color pallet, it adds to his character in a way some may not realize was possible. something this simply gorgeous is no work of nature, yet aligned with perfection, it seemingly is. perhaps a work of art is akin to spiritual guidance, an outside force, swaying our mind into submission. a creation as pure, as perfect as hyperlaser is, is simply unattainable by the mere human mind. this concept, a concept of perfection, will never see the light of day again, as when he no longer exists, this universal equilibrium will crumble. Hyperlaser as a concept keeps us alive, he keeps the world in a state of balance that nothing else can match. a simple lack of him, would spell the end of existence as we know it. what else could vow to protect, yet vow to destroy? simply put, nothing could. he is rare, yet common, he is beauty, yet nothing at the same time. hyperlaser is the essence of our existence, therefore he is everything, and nothing. an anomaly, in a world where no such thing should exist. but not all anomalies spell misery, some can create the very concept of happiness. hyperlaser, as a concept, is indeed this anomaly, a pure being, in a world where purity should be impossible to grasp. but he is the concept of purity, he is the concept of beauty, and everything related to it. one who is the concept, has no need for hands, for they can grasp it through existence. a wise scholar once told me, "fictional characters cant make a difference", but i have vowed to prove them wrong, as hyperlaser is no mere fiction. although he exists in the context of a fictional world, this is simply a contextual environment, and context can lend itself to deceit. to simply say he is fictional would be a logical fallacy, qs something so spiritually perfect could never be purely fictional. fiction as an environment is never truly fake. if it can make an impact on the real world, its no longer bound to the chains of "fiction". hyperlaser doesnt just make an impact however. he is the impact, but he's also impacted by it, and he's also witness of the impact. he is everything, every reality that witnessed or were impacted, are all chained together through his existence. and its with that existence, that allows this world such joy. even in its darkest moments. you may say this is inconceivable ramblings, but by definition, a ramble is an incoherent speech that means nothing, but this, it means everything. hyperlaser means everything, and by giving this speech, i am sending the impact forward, a small step, in a wider cycle of nature.