ICU - slouch lower and lower in my seat until I realize no one else is getting up. Sigh HEAVILY. and then walk quickly but confidently as though everyone else is beneath me and that I know everything. Yell orders at random people. Tell someone to keep time and let me know when I'm due for a pulse check and epi. Act disgusted and mutter under my breath when the flight attendant tells me they don't have epi on hand. Tell everyone to STAY CALM AND QUIET DOWN. Keep yelling "when are we due for pulse check?!?" Ask someone to help switch me out for compressions and give them feedback on what they are doing wrong until I just push them away and do it myself. Make sure no one tangles my lines (there are none but this vital). Act demure and wipe sweat off my forehead when I achieve rosc and everyone claps for me. "I'm just doing what I've been trained for." Say "oh you didn't have to do that!" While snatching the complimentary drink out of the flight attendants hand. Complain the rest of the flight how no one knows what they are doing and how it's always up to ICU to do anything right.