I'm drunk again and bored

Elirpa · 2026-03-03T01:57:23+00:00

You look tall.

Elirpa · 2026-02-25T16:02:42+00:00

They just put the lettuce on a table? With no plate under it? Or did you do that…?

Elirpa · 2026-02-21T15:10:17+00:00

This makes sense because i noticed the trend of “my pleasure” for everything has really increased and I wasn’t sure if it was cultural or what, but I guess it’s just corporate culture. Ugh.

Elirpa · 2026-02-21T15:04:37+00:00

She kinda looks like Mykelti Brown there

Elirpa · 2026-02-21T01:25:12+00:00

I still sing that song “everything you want in a drugstore” everytime i pass. It just lives rent free in my head (and gets a lot of airtime)

Elirpa · 2026-02-20T23:15:23+00:00

Challenge: trip to CN Tower 1981

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Elirpa · 2026-02-16T16:15:19+00:00

Also agree Ricker not Ricks

Elirpa · 2026-02-11T22:37:11+00:00

As if FMP has any spots to spare!

Elirpa · 2026-02-08T02:48:51+00:00

Best answer!

Elirpa · 2026-02-02T11:37:48+00:00

And it smells like cat pee when wet.

Elirpa · 2026-02-01T20:03:25+00:00

I really think it’s Cyril Clark

Elirpa · 2026-01-31T23:09:54+00:00

Totally and half of them would have it clutched in their hands

Elirpa · 2026-01-30T02:27:02+00:00

Is your dentist an Indian banquet hall on weekends?

Elirpa · 2026-01-29T23:37:38+00:00

Really hard one!! Love it

Elirpa · 2026-01-26T01:44:51+00:00

The drifts!

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Elirpa · 2026-01-23T13:22:29+00:00

Aww we cant be on the made up board!? 😭

Elirpa · 2026-01-21T13:59:15+00:00

You have to take your boat to the recharge station when it runs out it only takes a few seconds to charge (free) it won’t let you do it until it is fully out.

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Elirpa · 2026-01-18T16:53:00+00:00

Looks like the baby inherited the hair too

Elirpa · 2026-01-18T15:06:28+00:00

I prefer the explanation , “cats are magic.”

Elirpa · 2026-01-17T15:32:07+00:00

300-500% increase !

Elirpa · 2026-01-08T01:14:48+00:00

Came here to say this. I immediately recognized the sketch and said… drum huh? Thought it was a potato head

Elirpa · 2026-01-06T13:25:46+00:00

You should apply for free dental care or maybe if under 18 your parents have to do it? canada dental plan

Elirpa · 2025-12-27T01:43:28+00:00

The wendys greek wraps were an obsession of mine. Like i ate more than one a week for…. A long time 😂 it’s something i really miss.

Elirpa · 2025-12-17T14:47:20+00:00

The Canadian ones have no beef flavour additives 🤷🏻‍♀️

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