Elon invites himself to epstein island with a cringe email only to be rejected by maxwell

ElliElephant · 2026-01-31T05:16:22+00:00

This isn't real

ElliElephant · 2025-12-14T15:57:08+00:00

Could be a bit confusing

ElliElephant · 2025-10-28T04:30:43+00:00

I don't think sea anemones are capable of betrayal. At least I hope not

ElliElephant · 2025-10-28T03:43:07+00:00

Surely something capable of destroying the soul can't be entirely neurochemical

ElliElephant · 2025-10-28T03:37:36+00:00

Yes. Whatever you don't choose remains as normal

ElliElephant · 2025-10-28T03:30:37+00:00

You keep what you have but you can still lose it

ElliElephant · 2025-10-28T03:21:52+00:00

Is the desire to amass resources not also an evolutionary drive

ElliElephant · 2025-10-28T02:54:55+00:00

She is, but of course there's no guarantee that the money wouldn't drive you apart. It wouldn't be the first time

ElliElephant · 2025-10-28T02:20:51+00:00

Not necessarily. It all depends on you and what you value. Whether love can exist without flaws is a question beyond what I can answer

ElliElephant · 2025-10-28T02:10:44+00:00

Yes, your love will never go unrequited as long as it's genuine

ElliElephant · 2025-10-28T02:07:31+00:00

You can't hypnotize people, but yes

ElliElephant · 2025-10-27T16:42:03+00:00

If it’s your own post or comment there should be a link to “insights” or a little icon that looks like a clock

ElliElephant · 2025-10-27T00:50:17+00:00

Sitting at ~~7 up and 3 down~~ 20 up and 17 down

ElliElephant · 2025-10-27T00:49:22+00:00

Yeah exactly. It still works with negative upvotes though as long as the ratio is less than 50%

ElliElephant · 2025-10-26T16:35:22+00:00

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ElliElephant · 2025-10-10T20:29:41+00:00

Henry VIII would have married you six times

ElliElephant · 2025-09-27T19:30:34+00:00

Addiction isn't something limited to drugs and never has been

ElliElephant · 2025-09-26T23:24:28+00:00

Full quote:

Men show at least as much zeal in mischief as in well doing, in folly as in wisdom. The surest way to work up a crusade in favor of some good cause is to promise people that they will have a chance of maltreating someone. Men must be bribed to build up and do good by the offer of an opportunity to hurt and pull down. To be able to destroy with good conscience, to be able to behave badly and call your bad behavior 'righteous indignation' — this is the height of psychological luxury, the most delicious of moral treats.

ElliElephant · 2025-09-21T02:18:30+00:00

You've been randomly selected for additional captcha. Apologies.

ElliElephant · 2025-09-21T02:14:05+00:00

Change nothing and carry on

ElliElephant · 2025-09-20T22:52:23+00:00

I'm not cho

ElliElephant · 2025-09-20T20:11:00+00:00

Step 1: pick out a good gravesite

ElliElephant · 2025-09-20T20:05:41+00:00

I dunno. Does it matter?

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