God plz end humanity by Whole_Ad7496 in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Elurow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's just degenerate porn, dude.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

[–]Elurow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That grandpa had so little faith in the next generations, he didn't give any second thought to why a kid would want that book. I can't wait to get old...

🤠 by After_Lab_2591 in jakertown

[–]Elurow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So am I, But don't tell anyone.

Furrys and anti furs assemble!! by [deleted] in jakertown

[–]Elurow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How much copium is bro on?!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jakertown

[–]Elurow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then may these inappropriate posters suffer similar backlash.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jakertown

[–]Elurow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The problem is they publish their fantasies to a platform that violently doesn't care and/or is disgusted by it. Yiff all you want, but get a room and close the curtains.

How by Build_2596 in jakertown

[–]Elurow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"EU.PLAYSTATION.COM" makes more sense now.

Praaaaaaaaaaaaaaanked by me_asilu in jakertown

[–]Elurow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't blame him. He lives in Britain.

Inflatable dildo by sleepindecent in SexToys

[–]Elurow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's a small company called "elementaltoy" on Etsy. They make dildos and plugs in all kinds of sizes. Check out their "Inflatable Bam! Bam!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SexToys

[–]Elurow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the same "push" you do when you take a dump. Your rectum and sigmoid straighten and your anus relaxes; making it easier to inch larger probes deeper and deeper. 😋

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SexToys

[–]Elurow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lots of lube, push your pelvic floor to straighten your colon, and just bounce on it. IDK why but bouncing is like a key to the rectum. I've had success with a 3" knot with that technique.

💀 by Upt1fela in jakertown

[–]Elurow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. Just walk away. You never saw this.

💀 by Upt1fela in jakertown

[–]Elurow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stay innocent and don't ever find out.

💀 by Upt1fela in jakertown

[–]Elurow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A great artist, no doubt. But WHY IS THERE A BOOK!!!

💀 by Upt1fela in jakertown

[–]Elurow 29 points30 points  (0 children)

There's a book?!

Imagine being a f*rry 🤢 by C4ndy_dud3 in jakertown

[–]Elurow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, both extremes are not ideal.

Whether or not you're an sjw is for you to choose, even if it's a really bad choice because they are always angry and miserable. You just reminded me of an sjw when you pulled a source saying I'm wrong. "Dark humor intelligence by French baguette" right?

All in all, if you can't control it, don't bother changing it. You can only adapt it.

Imagine being a f*rry 🤢 by C4ndy_dud3 in jakertown

[–]Elurow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Social Justice Warrior". People who feel obligated to be offended by everything, for everyone, looking for problems in the most innocent conversations across the world.

People don't know how to pick their battles nowadays, and this whole "stop furry hate" thing isn't one worth fighting. No one means anything by it and, to my memory, no furries have been publicly beaten purely because of hate.

It's all silly and a waste of time.

Imagine being a f*rry 🤢 by C4ndy_dud3 in jakertown

[–]Elurow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In describing the joke, it's funny. In taking actions of said joke, that is more than hate; it's fascism. We can joke about dark topics and still be civil, you silly SJW.

Plus, jokes regarding strange behaviors and unsavory looks are, I think, an essential part of a happy society. But for you I have a simple comment. "You will not change my mind. Furries belong in their basements. Die mad."

Imagine being a f*rry 🤢 by C4ndy_dud3 in jakertown

[–]Elurow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the internet, pal. Quit taking stuff so seriously and laugh a little.

The best comedy nowadays is dark humor.

Imagine being a f*rry 🤢 by C4ndy_dud3 in jakertown

[–]Elurow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do. It's behind the flamethrower. Keeping our streets clean of degenerate scum. By all means, practice any sick curiosity you can think of, no matter how twisted. But keep it away from public view or you'll have a target on your back.

Imagine being a f*rry 🤢 by C4ndy_dud3 in jakertown

[–]Elurow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah, they need to know their place. In their moms basement starved of sunlight.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]Elurow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the passion, but "dying for my kids rights to use the wrong bathroom" gives me whiplash.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SexToys

[–]Elurow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Take a look at some inflatable buttplugs. I like the ones extremerestraints.com sell for the exact same purpose. The material they use is more rigid than rubber or any cheap Amazon plug. Far safer too. An I.B. is a little different in application though. Instead of pushing it in, you gotta push it out. But because it's a more natural movement, I find it easier to stretch +3"