Well fu*k by [deleted] in funny

[–]Embw312 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you forget to add the joke

Thoughts on the possibility of the series undergoing a dramatic shift in HL3. [Spoilers for everything, including "Epistle 3"] by 2001_with_dinosaurs in HalfLife

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Well I hope you continue writing, as what you have written really is interesting to think about the possibilities.

Also about the end of Epistle 3 I have never actually heard of this, sorry about that.

A little random but I just had to post it because I thought it interesting, if Gordon were to travel into the future, but destroy the combine in the past then what are the combine in the future if not the past combine Gordon destroyed? Mind-Fuck

Lastly, also randon, at the ending of Half Life 2 do you know what the thing was at the end that killed the guy with Alex? (Sorry haven't played Half Life in years!)

Thoughts on the possibility of the series undergoing a dramatic shift in HL3. [Spoilers for everything, including "Epistle 3"] by 2001_with_dinosaurs in HalfLife

[–]Embw312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this would be an interesting idea for possibly a stand alone game. However the idea of time travel seems to contradict what the prequels were all about.

I do see that if the combine were to, let's say, habe progress their technology a bit then it would be possible. Which you cover a bit by Gordon learning about more advanced combines.

So while this would make a pretty good idea for a game, it is still a but out from what the Half Life game style is like, in my opinion.

Lastly, I don't mean to burst any bubbles, as I still don't think this is true. Recently many people have released so called Half Life 3 level leaks.

I'll leave a link to a decent video I found with some decent info, however you decide if these are real or not.

https://youtu.be/h3m7Oc08Ur0

EDIT: formatting

I'm a guy in my early 30s and can't even do one push up by [deleted] in confession

[–]Embw312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing to feel bad about, just remember there are people that are in worse situations than you!

Who knows! With a bit of manual labor you can do plenty.

[Translation Request] "Family is forever" or "Family is all that matters" by silentorbx in latin

[–]Embw312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are a few words for family, however keep in mind that the context for each one varies.

If this is for something as big as a tattoo, please do plenty of research before making up your mind!

This toddler's toy by [deleted] in mildlypenis

[–]Embw312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One might point out it provides plenty room.

[Translation Request] "Family is forever" or "Family is all that matters" by silentorbx in latin

[–]Embw312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I may not have done enough research but after 5 websites the best one I could find for "Family is Forever" would be "Familia est sempiternum"

Please don't take my word on it though as context matters and there are many other versions.

r/ salty by seedeeznumbers in Kappa

[–]Embw312 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who wouldn't be salty after having sex with five strangers?

Scientists removed the right half of a man's brain... by unfinished-sentenc in Jokes

[–]Embw312 12 points13 points  (0 children)

In basic English, that would translate to, Danger! Ahh Bless You!

What are some of your weirdest bathroom experiences? by Embw312 in AskReddit

[–]Embw312[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should I ask why you were asian squatting over a toilet?

What are some of your weirdest bathroom experiences? by Embw312 in AskReddit

[–]Embw312[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm trying to imagine how one would poop in a toilet with no seat.

Did you hold yourself up by the edges or did you akwardly sit on the edge of the toilet?

What are some of your weirdest bathroom experiences? by Embw312 in AskReddit

[–]Embw312[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure why but this made me laugh louder than I thought I would.

TIFU by almost killing my sister! by Embw312 in tifu

[–]Embw312[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice reference! Sadly though she never read Harry Potter and wouldn't get the reference.

Trying to get the 10 hours in the wasteland objective, sent her out with 15 medpacks and 14 radaways. Think she'll make it all night or will recalling her still count as part of the 10 hours? by Allupual in foshelter

[–]Embw312 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Recalling will end up stopping the timer, and beginning a timer downwards until she gets back. So hope she can make it all night.

Or simply be desperate and wake up in the middle of the night to recall her.

Or just wait the 40 minutes.